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    Commodore con Forza Soubasse's Avatar
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    Heard this beauty from a Scotsman on another forum (don't actually know if he thought of it or purloined it from somewhere else):

    "As useful as Heather Mills left foot in a toe-curling competition"

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    "An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie

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    A comment aimed at daydreamers

    Sat on ya thumb with ya mind in neutral.

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    I like that one Mike, can I do that now.


    An expression for forgetful people.


    He was that forgetful his mother used to wrap his lunch in a map


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    AS much use as an ashtray on a motorblke.

    As useful as a chocolate teapot

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    "But beauty, real beauty, ends where an intellectual expression begins." - Oscar Wilde, 'The Picture of Dorian Gray'

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    "Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath."

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    Had a Google for derivations of the phrase " a bit black over Will's mum's" most agree it means "it looks like rain". It's usually attributed to the British West Midlands, Birmingham, Coventry etc. As to who Bill, or Will was, many say Will Shakespeare, as Stratford upon Avon is South west of Coventry, South Westerly being the direction of prevailing winds and thus the direction to look for approaching rain clouds.

    Any more backgrounds to common phrases???????
    Cheers MIKE.

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    Done to a turn - Meat was roasted until cooked on an upright spit which had to be turned by hand.


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    he was as useless as a one legged man in an arse kicking competition

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    Childhood is a wonderful thing - shame its wasted on the yound.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teddy View Post
    Childhood is a wonderful thing - shame its wasted on the yound.

    teddy
    yound ?????? not even a typo too much red wine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soubasse View Post
    Heard this beauty from a Scotsman on another forum (don't actually know if he thought of it or purloined it from somewhere else):

    "As useful as Heather Mills left foot in a toe-curling competition"
    Sadly, I just don't get it ... please explain (Pauline Hanson inflection required)

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    Money well wasted is money well spent.

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    I spent all of my fortune on Wine WWomen and WWWhisky I wasted the rest

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