The amusing sayings thread

[teddy]

yound ?????? not even a typo too much red wine

ey donut no wot umeeann.
troddy

[Montefalco]

umeean 'young', peeraps troddy?

[Dorsetmike]

His spill chucker malfunctioned.

[Montefalco]

soeet wood seeam
I don't even have a spell checker

[marval]

Sadly, I just don't get it ... please explain (Pauline Hanson inflection required)

H CT

Heather Mills lost her left leg in a crash.


I always say as useful as a pig in a parachute.


Margaret

[Contratrombone64]

Ah, I see, now I get it.

As to a pig in a parachute, Margaret, I think that would be very useful, I mean you could always place him under you if said parachute failed and you'd have a (moderately) soft landing...

[marval]

Hi CT

I had not thought of that use for a pig, well next time I jump out of a perfectly good plane. lol


Margaret

[teddy]

A crow in a croud is a rook
and a rook on its own is a crow.

Old country saying.
teddy

[teddy]

When searching for a lost item....

It will be in the last place you look.

Unless you are stupid enough to keep looking after you have found it!

[Contratrombone64]

A crow in a croud is a rook
and a rook on its own is a crow.

Old country saying.
teddy

courd?? now there's a new word for my list of languages (not)

[teddy]

David
i am sure I could teach you lots of new words, and if I run out I'll ask Mike or John

teddy

[Contratrombone64]

sure, but not when they're mis-spelled ...

[teddy]

wot u meen
troady

[JHC]

I just saw this Bose add with fresh eye’s has to be an oxymoran



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[teddy]

If the cows do drown the farmer goes to town (old country saying)

teddy