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About LinkBacksI'll start with a personal favourite:
"He was so useless he couldn't hit a barn door with a hand full of wheat"
I'll start with a personal favourite:
"He was so useless he couldn't hit a barn door with a hand full of wheat"
"Don't confuse me with facts, I've made up my mind."
"As easy as carrying a fart in a sieve"
In line with your "useless" above, one posted in another thread springs to mind
"As much use as a one legged man in a butt kicking contest"
A couple of others are not repeatable in polite company such as this forum.
Cheers MIKE.
How many roads must a man walk down ... ... before he admits he's lost?
A local one that springs "As much use as tits on a Bull"
and of course this one which has many variations:
One from the "Black Country" (previously industrial area of UK Midlands with distinctive dialect):
"When you'm dead, you'm dead a long time."
One saying I have used is "As much use as a pig in a parachute."
Here's one from Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker Books.
Zaphod Beeblebrox declares, "I'm so hip, I can barely see over my pelvis!"
Margaret
" useless as tits on a bore hog"
"that will be a cold day in Hell"
" The essance of reproduction,to feel and re-create that which was felt and impared by the creater,does not exclude- within natural limitations-the assertion of creative power" - Dr. Hugo Goldschmidt.
I wish you the Best for each day, now and always.
Bill
- A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
- Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
- Youth is a malady from which one becomes cured a little every day.
- He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.
Cheers MIKE.
How many roads must a man walk down ... ... before he admits he's lost?
Love your enemies. It makes them so darned mad.
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
Did you ever stop to think ~ and forget to start again?
Journalism is unreadable, literature is never read. ~Oscar Wilde
"eat my shorts" - Bart Simpson
"Oh God, I hope it rains" - Joan of Arc
"There must be something to acupuncture. After all, you never see any sick porcupines." - Bob Goddard
LOL @ marval
Mark Latham (formmer leader of the labour party here about the former Libral Government):
"they're a conga-line of suckholes..."
I like that one CT.
"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there." - George Burns
Margaret, I'm past that stage, I now only wear slip on shoes.
Oh dear Mike, never mind.
"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe." - Jimmy Durante
Margaret
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