Australia has it's first female prime minister

[Soubasse]

No, it was 100% deliberate. The majority of Australians find the delivery of consonants and syllables far too onerous to the extent where everything becomes, as I said, a "vowel" movement!

[JHC]

vowel? Was that a typo?

teddy

I think it is an aussie rodent! lives in the ear of the great red roo

[Corno Dolce]

Maybe, for more sensitive ears, Valsalva movements

[JHC]

Maybe, for more sensitive ears, Valsalva movements

Very droll CD

[Soubasse]

Actually, a Valsalva movement would be an improvement on the Australian dialect, at least then they wouldn't be talking!