Daft definitions

[Dorsetmike]

Squintet: a group of short sighted musicians

Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

Supplament: regretting last night booze-up

falsyfication: inflatable bra

Beelzeboob - a female devil

somnambulost: sleepwalker gone missing

godget - a gadget with a religious purpose

badget - a gadget that doesn't work

dadget - a gadget bought for a father

fadget - a gadget that soon goes out of fashion

hadget - a gadget that you've lost

ladget - a gadget for boys

madget - an infuriating gadget

sadget - a gadget that makes you depressed

wadget - a gadget that costs a lot of money

crushtacean - a crab or lobster that's been squashed

Clucifixion detective novel

cracifixion Terry Pratchett novel

brucifixion Boxing novel

blucifixion Novel about a jazz singer

flucifixion Novel about a loose woman

jucifixion Soft porn novel

tracifixion novel about Essex girl

truckulent - a borrowed lorry

flabulous - magnificently overweight

[JHC]

Bored again Mike ??

[marval]

I like them though.


Here are a few more.


Burglarize: What a crook sees with

Claustrophobia: The fear of Santa Claus.

Eclipse: What an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Left Bank: What the robber did after his bag was full of loot.

Out of Bounds: An exhausted kangaroo.

Pharmacist:: A helper on the farm.

Polarize: What penguins see with.

Relief: What trees do in the spring.

Selfish: What the owner of a seafood store does.

[JHC]

Ratchet- like mouse **** only bigger

[Corno Dolce]

Daffydoodleitis: A rare neurological disorder that manifests itself after watching 333 hours worth of Daffy Duck cartoons - STRAIGHT!!!

[marval]

lol, a couple of good ones.

Here are some Cat definitions


Catalogue. A feline on a piece of wood

Cataplexy. A puzzled cat

Catapult. Large sling for throwing cats

Cataract. What a cat does in a play

Catarrh. Instrument a cat plays when it has a cold

Catatonic. What a cat drinks with gin

Catching. Sound of a cat on a slot machine

Caterpillar. A column for cats to sit on

Caterwaul. A brick structure to keep cats out

Catguts. What spills out when you run a cat over ( Don't try this)

Cathode. A poem about cats

Catholic. What a cat gives an ice lolly

Cat hood. Headwear for felines in winter

Cathouse. Where a cat lives

Catkins. A cats family

Catmint. Chewy sweet, tastes of cat

Catnap. What felines do in the afternoon

Catnip. Given to a person who annoys their cat

Cat poles Used for seductive feline dancing

Cats paw. A cat's male parent

Cat suit. What a cat wears to go to the ball

Catty. - What a cat drinks in the afternoon

Catwalk . Way a cat moves


And some dog definitions


dogberries. Fruits almost as tasty as a bone

dogcart. Canine transportation

dogcatcher. A dog very good at catching the ball in cricket

dogdom. A realm where dogs live

doge. Chief magistrate at doggy court

dogear. What a dog hears with

dogeship. A vessel for dogs to travel in

dogface. Front of a dog

dogfight. What two canines do in an argument

dogfish. What dogs eat on Friday

doggie. Like a dog

doggier. More like a dog

doggiest. Most like a dog

dogging. What dogs get up to at night

doggo. What you say when you want your dog to leave

doghouses. Kinds of kennels

doglegs. Limbs for dogs to walk on

doglike. Person who looks like their dog

dogma. A puppy's mother

dogmas. A canine celebration on 25th December

dognap. A canine sleep in the afternoon

dognapers. The dogs who sleep in the afternoon

dogsbodies. What are attached to their heads

dogsledding. Activity done in the snow

dogtooth. A canine chewing device

dogtrot. A dogs speed of walking

dogvane. How dogs tell if it is windy

dogwatch. Device for a dog to tell the time