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    I give up, the girls win!

    Toilet seats!! Just had new ones fitted with an extra smaller seat for younger kiddies between the normal one and the lid, with a friction device in the hinges so they let down slowly, all very nice

    BUT

    As they are thicker than a normal seat, with a close coupled pan and cistern the bottom, adult, seat doesn't go fully vertical, but starts to lower itself unless you physically hold it up.

    This may be all very well for the younger men among you (when sober), but for us senior types we sometimes need a bit of extra support, especially at 0dark30 hours when nature forces us groggily out of bed and across the landing, preferred position is an arm extended just above shoulder height leaning on the wall, head leaning on said arm, a reasonable 3 point support, the other hand trying to maintain aim while the seat slowly falls. OOOPS

    The alternative is to transfer the support hand to the top of the cistern and use one or two fingers of that hand to hold the seat, this is nowhere near as stable a position, especially with a dodgy back.

    As prostate problems can considerably increase the time support has to be maintained you can see how this can be a problem

    The only safe answer would appear to be sitting down, i.e. the girls have won, we can't leave the seat up!!

    The problem with sitting down is you soon fall asleep again which at this time of year could lead to frost bite of certain bits!
    Cheers MIKE.

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    Oh dear, that all sounds a bit complicated. My hubby sits down so you are not alone, we don't have a self closing lid though.


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    Some friends of mine converted an attic room to a bathroom, and decided to place the toilet in the eaves. Sitting on it required the taller amongst us to incline the head forward slightly. Standing up required you to lean back at an alarming angle. An interesting exercise when slightly inebriated.

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    When I was recovering from my hip fixing I had to have an extention seat that was a six inch raised extention in the vertical plane if you know what I mean, I got very attached to it

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.H.C. View Post
    When I was recovering from my hip fixing I had to have an extention seat that was a six inch raised extention in the vertical plane if you know what I mean, I got very attached to it
    Why, did somebody coat it with superglue?

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.H.C. View Post
    When I was recovering from my hip fixing I had to have an extention seat that was a six inch raised extention in the vertical plane if you know what I mean, I got very attached to it

    Whereas when we fitted these to both lavatories for my wife's opp I found them a real nuisance. We still have the childs step she used for entering the bath, and i have to admit that the suction operated grab handles for the shower are very useful,although I tell everyone they are just for her. I am much too young to need such things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teddy View Post
    although I tell everyone they are just for her. I am much too young to need such things.

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    So you married a much older woman??

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    Most people assume so Colin, Most people assume so

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    Quote Originally Posted by teddy View Post
    Most people assume so Colin, Most people assume so

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    Better delete this post before mrs teddy sees it

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    If you want a special toilet seat, have a look at these.

    http://www.toxel.com/inspiration/200...-toilet-seats/


    Margaret

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    Very good Margaret, wish I had one

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    Certainly an interesting selection Margaret. Has anyone seen that toilet, built at the top of a skyscraper, with a glass floor. I think I would rather mess myself than go in there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dorsetmike View Post
    . . . The alternative is to transfer the support hand to the top of the cistern and use one or two fingers of that hand to hold the seat, this is nowhere near as stable a position, especially with a dodgy back.
    A small bungee cord might work to hold the adult seat up ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dorsetmike
    The problem with sitting down is you soon fall asleep again which at this time of year could lead to frost bite of certain bits!
    that would bite ...
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    I am with you Teddy, no way would I use one with a glass floor that high up.


    Margaret

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    We visited a community in the southwest some years ago. Most people had outhouses which was not a problem except the folks we visited with had their's precariously positioned on two boards placed across a chasm which was about 700 feet above the canyon floor. Not only did it move when you went in, the wind also shook it. It was like a trap~even if you had to only P you ended up getting the "you know what" scared out of you requiring a longer stay....
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