Thoughts for the day

Contratrombone64

Admiral of Fugues
Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places
 

teddy

Duckmeister
Never tell other people your problems. Half of them don't care and the other half are glad.

teddy
 

Corno Dolce

Admiral Honkenwheezenpooferspieler
Russian Proverb: "It is better to have 100 close friends than 100 Rubles."

Please note: The same applies for Euros, Yuans, Yens, Pounds Sterling, and Dollars.
 

teddy

Duckmeister
Another Russian saying I believe. " A man who swops a horse for a promise, ends up with sore feet".

teddy
 

Mat

Sr. Regulator
Staff member
Sr. Regulator
Regulator
You can't buy it but you sure can earn it.
 

marval

New member
Unfortunately hate is free too.

Who tastes dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavour?


Margaret
 

marval

New member
I suppose it must be dogs David.

Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
 
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