After reading Gonebarouqes quote from Groucho Marx I could think of nothing better than a quotes thread. I know there was a famous one about a city council having to make do with Bach as second best. These quotes can be from any walk of life, not just humorous.
Groucho Marx again. - If you were standing any closer to me you would be behind me.
teddy
An ex-boss of mine
"Don't confuse me with facts ........ my mind's made up!"
I don't remember who said it, but
"If the theory does not conform to the facts then the facts must be changed".
On a photo forum
If at first you don't succeed, think how many people you've made happy
Yep tedmeister - Those pesky and cheeky Leipzig Town Councillors - They are all forgotten but JSBach's memory lives on in Eternity. They got their comeuppance big time - Mocking JSBach is just plain mean and evil........Originally Posted by teddy
Have to admit he is probably my favourite composer.
Spike Milligan to Harry Secombe - I hope you die before I do. I dont want you singing at my funeral.
teddy
Comment made by Harry Secombe on a television show - I used to be much taller, an elevator fell on me.
George burns said - I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere
Anybody remember that marvelous quote about not encouraging the brass section in an orchestra?.
teddy
Speak softly........and carry a big stick. Roosevelt... One of my favourite quotes
teddy
I never think of the future - It comes soon enough. Albert Einstein
What does a fish know about the water in which it swims all its life? Albert Einstein
"Who stole the cork from my lunch?" W.C.Fields.
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. H G Wells
I'm sure we can all think of somebody this should apply to --
His parents should be charged with reckless breeding and sentenced to a retro-active abortion.
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