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    Admiral Honkenwheezenpooferspieler Corno Dolce's Avatar
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    Beware of what you don't know

    An atheist and a little girl were sitting next to each other on a long-distance flight. The atheist said to the little girl: Would you like to talk? The journey will seem shorter if you have someone to talk to. The little girl, who had just begun reading her book answered: What would you like to talk about? The man answered: Oh, I don't know, what about God, Heaven, Hell, and life after death? The little girl replied: Oh yes, that would be very interesting to talk about but let me first ask a question?

    The Horse, the Cow, and the Deer all eat grass. Why then is the Horse crap in big clumps, the Cow crap in big and wet patties, and the Deer crap in small, hard balls? The man, so visibly taken by the little girl's intelligence, thought hard for a moment and then replied: Hmmm, I really don't know!

    The little girl replied: Do you really feel qualified to discuss about God, Heaven, Hell, and life after death when it is obvious that you don't know s**t?

    The little girl returned to reading her book........
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    *If a man wants God to hear his prayer quickly, then before he prays for anything else, even his own soul, when he stands and stretches out his hands towards God, he must pray with all his heart for his enemies. Through this action God will hear everything that he asks* -Abba Zeno-

    *Protagoras: "Truth is subjective. What is true for you, and what is true for me, is true for me. Your opinion is true by virtue of its being your opinion."

    *Socrates: "My opinion is: Truth is absolute, not opinion, and that you are in absolute error. Since this is my opinion, then according to your philosophy you must grant that it is true."

    "Improvisational Art": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSxVO3EoCRM

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    Should be sent to every politician on Earth

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    Thanx Br. Teddles - I sometimes get so tired of the "political-class" and the envirotalibans and their besserwisser von oben attitude. It makes me just want to gag.............and hurl.............

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    And fire off guns?

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    I like that CD, very good.

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    Adm. Duckmeister,

    In regards to firing off guns:

    As a matter of fact I visited my acquaintance who is the Commander of the local Police Precinct. He and I then went to the firing range in the basement and shot 111 12.7mm. rounds at various goons, hoodlums, and terrorists holding women as hostages. Yes, it felt very good to "sweep the streets" and "take out the trash".
    *If a man wants God to hear his prayer quickly, then before he prays for anything else, even his own soul, when he stands and stretches out his hands towards God, he must pray with all his heart for his enemies. Through this action God will hear everything that he asks* -Abba Zeno-

    *Protagoras: "Truth is subjective. What is true for you, and what is true for me, is true for me. Your opinion is true by virtue of its being your opinion."

    *Socrates: "My opinion is: Truth is absolute, not opinion, and that you are in absolute error. Since this is my opinion, then according to your philosophy you must grant that it is true."

    "Improvisational Art": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSxVO3EoCRM

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    Please CD, Can I come and live with you. I wont be any trouble. Except when I am firring off Guns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by teddy View Post
    Please CD, Can I come and live with you. I wont be any trouble. Except when I am firring off Guns.
    Ah, maybe you'd live better in Texas where you can carry a concealed weapon.

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    Everyone I know who has been to Texas basically likes it there. Burglary rates are low children are safe and people are polite to each other. I am sure there is a downside as well but those three things attract me. Plus the guns of course. Concealed eh. Now where could I hide one?

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    Admiral Honkenwheezenpooferspieler Corno Dolce's Avatar
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    Teddles,

    A Glock G29 10mm pistol is the ultimate in a concealable side-arm. There are a whole range of different options in re to holsters. You are only limited by your imagination.

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    And mine is running wild at the moment. Of course, over here only criminals are allowed pistols.

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    Texas passed new laws. You can carry unconcealed weapons.

    One year, I didn't buy groceries for almost four months, eating outside on bike-hikes.
    It is a garden, below the escarpment at Niagara-on-the-Lake.
    I was pooping like a deer, semi-hard little balls.

    So I can say, as a six-time protest mayoral candidate,
    it's one thing to talk s..t, it's another to pass it.

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    As long as you're not constipated........

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    But that ordinance is going to be hard to adjudicate, JohnWatt. 'Tis better to keep the creeps wondering if you're carrying heat.

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