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    Admiral Honkenwheezenpooferspieler Corno Dolce's Avatar
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    Please make a solemn promise...

    Let me plead with my MIMF Family:

    Y'all must promise to never, ever, forever eat this:

    http://blogs.phillymag.com/bewellphi...11/10/QUAD.jpg

    It'll kill ya if you do. Its called the Quadruple Bypass Burger.

    Its from the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas - How convenient: You lose all your savings on gambles in the Vegas Casinos and with the few dollars you have left you have the Bypass Burger to get over your losses - And then? You are on the Coroner's table...Tsk, tsk, tsk

    The restaurant has a website too.............
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    *If a man wants God to hear his prayer quickly, then before he prays for anything else, even his own soul, when he stands and stretches out his hands towards God, he must pray with all his heart for his enemies. Through this action God will hear everything that he asks* -Abba Zeno-

    *Protagoras: "Truth is subjective. What is true for you, and what is true for me, is true for me. Your opinion is true by virtue of its being your opinion."

    *Socrates: "My opinion is: Truth is absolute, not opinion, and that you are in absolute error. Since this is my opinion, then according to your philosophy you must grant that it is true."

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    Oh my goodness CD, I know I chat a lot on here but my mouth isn't that big.

    A route straight to the hospital methinks.


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    you are making me hungry

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    There's the sign on the front door:

    “Caution: This Establishment is Bad for Your Health."

    I just can't fathom taking on a meal that has 8,000 calories in it ... that would send me to the Tokyo Giggling Academy in very short order not to mention going into a diabetic coma .

    All that aside though, I doubt seriously that the Triple Bypass burger ... all by itself ... put this guy into cardiac arrest. He must have had a prior history of heart problems long before he stepped foot inside that restaurant, imho.

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    You are onto something, Kh. Pre-existing conditions cannot be discounted, thats for sure.
    *If a man wants God to hear his prayer quickly, then before he prays for anything else, even his own soul, when he stands and stretches out his hands towards God, he must pray with all his heart for his enemies. Through this action God will hear everything that he asks* -Abba Zeno-

    *Protagoras: "Truth is subjective. What is true for you, and what is true for me, is true for me. Your opinion is true by virtue of its being your opinion."

    *Socrates: "My opinion is: Truth is absolute, not opinion, and that you are in absolute error. Since this is my opinion, then according to your philosophy you must grant that it is true."

    "Improvisational Art": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSxVO3EoCRM

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    To me only a FOOL would eat thus..logic tells you too much of anything can be bad for you.. besides skinny me couldn't even begin to eat that much at a time....LOL
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    Someone sent me a whole selection of photos of this place. The waitresses dress as nurses and there are wheelchairs available to push you around in. I would quite like to go there for a nibble.........but not at the food.

    teddy

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    Teddles - What have you been snorting?
    *If a man wants God to hear his prayer quickly, then before he prays for anything else, even his own soul, when he stands and stretches out his hands towards God, he must pray with all his heart for his enemies. Through this action God will hear everything that he asks* -Abba Zeno-

    *Protagoras: "Truth is subjective. What is true for you, and what is true for me, is true for me. Your opinion is true by virtue of its being your opinion."

    *Socrates: "My opinion is: Truth is absolute, not opinion, and that you are in absolute error. Since this is my opinion, then according to your philosophy you must grant that it is true."

    "Improvisational Art": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSxVO3EoCRM

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    Coke CD, but the tin keeps getting jammed in my nose. Must try Pepsi

    teddy

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    Dunno, I might manage it without the cheese and tomatoes (I'm allergic to them anyway)
    Cheers MIKE.

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    We have a "gut bomb" place here ... Fudrucker's ... one can order up to a one pound burger (weight before cooking) and then pile on all the 'fixins' they want. When we go there, the most I can eat is the 1/3 pounder, usually with bacon and cheese added. I know ... bad stuff ... but even we diabetics need to have 'comfort' food every once in a while. Albeit, Ice Cream is an absolute no-no ... .

    An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure ...

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    Worth moving to America for

    teddy

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    Isn't it enough with Yorkshire Pudding and Haggis to put one at risk for a Myocardial Infarction?
    *If a man wants God to hear his prayer quickly, then before he prays for anything else, even his own soul, when he stands and stretches out his hands towards God, he must pray with all his heart for his enemies. Through this action God will hear everything that he asks* -Abba Zeno-

    *Protagoras: "Truth is subjective. What is true for you, and what is true for me, is true for me. Your opinion is true by virtue of its being your opinion."

    *Socrates: "My opinion is: Truth is absolute, not opinion, and that you are in absolute error. Since this is my opinion, then according to your philosophy you must grant that it is true."

    "Improvisational Art": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSxVO3EoCRM

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    Yorkshire Pudding yes. just with gravey, but haggis. No thank you.

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    Out of all fairness though, we must also take into account all the patrons who did eat at that gut buster in 'Vegas who had no symptoms or health issues while dining.

    I see that some US agency is asking the owner of that establishment to shut its doors ... that's not fair to do ... we have lots of government programs that are paid for with taxpayers money that are bad for our health, too ... why not attack those, first?

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