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    A mental hospital

    After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

    "Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

    "Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."

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    Quote Originally Posted by kamesh View Post
    After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

    "Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

    "Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."
    Cruel and crude, but cute nonetheless.
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    A Mental Hospital?

    But isn't this forum a sort of mental care facility?

    Being here beats getting Thorazine and Lithium injections hands down........
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    I think this should be in the jokes section.


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    If this is a "pipe organ" forum, why does every other subject under the sun come up??? There is very little here that sticks to the supposed subject.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dll927 View Post
    If this is a "pipe organ" forum, why does every other subject under the sun come up??? There is very little here that sticks to the supposed subject.
    Its all in the pipe line
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    Quote Originally Posted by dll927 View Post
    If this is a "pipe organ" forum, why does every other subject under the sun come up??? There is very little here that sticks to the supposed subject.
    I found it in the Community Center and Chat Forum section, not the one you cited above.
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    Yep, Steve is bang on it was posted in the General Discussion Forums » Community Center and Chat Forum where anything goes
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