Musical jokes

[marval]

A blonde drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some real musical instruments.

He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk and says, "I'll have that red trumpet over there and that accordion."

The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies. "OK you can have the fire extinguisher, but the radiator has got to stay."

[intet_at_tabe]

A blonde drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some real musical instruments.

He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk and says, "I'll have that red trumpet over there and that accordion."

The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies. "OK you can have the fire extinguisher, but the radiator has got to stay."

Ms. Margaret

, you obviously know about drummers.

[Deeru Piotr]

Ms. Margaret

, you obviously know about drummers.

hey I'm a drummer! and I didn't feel identified with that

a good one about drummers:
how you know when the drummer is knocking at the door?
when the knocks are getting faster!

[C5Says]

In a band, it's the drummer I pay close attention to.

[intet_at_tabe]

hey I'm a drummer! and I didn't feel identified with that

a good one about drummers:
how you know when the drummer is knocking at the door?
when the knocks are getting faster!

I always took you for a drummer Deeru Piotr, no doubts about it

[intet_at_tabe]

In a band, it's the drummer I pay close attention to.

C5Says

Who else are there in a band, who can make such unbelievable unstructured loud noice, but a drummer. The rest of the band, as you remember, have to use amplifiers for even being heard

What is this arguement from you on another thread that no one seemed to have missed you C5Says? I did, and I even wrote it straight to you from the bottom of my heart - way down - about who but you would have thought of giving this sissy dane, scared by a few ants a beach towel?

I guess the memory among cat-people are somewhat overrated

[Deeru Piotr]

In a band, it's the drummer I pay close attention to.

as everybody, don't they?

[marval]

Operas that never made it.

Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.
Mozart: The Magic Tuba.
Puccini: La Bamba.
Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.
Verdi: Rigatoni.

[C5Says]

C5Says

Who else are there in a band, who can make such unbelievable unstructured loud noice, but a drummer. The rest of the band, as you remember, have to use amplifiers for even being heard

What is this arguement from you on another thread that no one seemed to have missed you C5Says? I did, and I even wrote it straight to you from the bottom of my heart - way down - about who but you would have thought of giving this sissy dane, scared by a few ants a beach towel?

I guess the memory among cat-people are somewhat overrated

LOL...I just saw this now...

It's the elephant that enjoys good memory...but poor memory has its advantages too!

[marval]

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve.

Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, "When a musician just can't handle his instrument and doesn't improve when given help, they take away the instrument, and give him two sticks, and make him a drummer."

A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: "And if he can't handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."


Margaret

[Corno Dolce]

A critic is like a eunuch: He knows exactly how it ought to be done.

[intet_at_tabe]

A critic is like a eunuch: He knows exactly how it ought to be done.

Dear Corno Dolce

Like the audience at a soccer game between Sweden and Denmark - 45.975 individual coaches on the benches, who know much better than the educated coach on the side of the field, how soccer should be played.

Right, my man from Oceania.

[marval]

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber.

The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Heart' fur me bahfore ah hafta go."

"Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that," says the warden. He turns to the biker, "And you, biker, what's your last request?"

"That you kill me first."


Margaret

[Contratrombone64]

What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? Well, an orchestra has the horns at the back and the arsehole up front.

[Muza]

Haha, those are all so good!!!

Corno, that was hillarious!
Intet, I was thinking the exact same thing - the fist thing that came to my mind actually - being in a family of devoted sport fans (mostly soccer and hockey) - it is sooooo funny to watch them watch a game