Musical jokes

**marval** · May-29-2008, 13:34

What does it say on a blues singer's tombstone?
"I didn't wake up this morning..."

Margaret

**Corno Dolce** · May-29-2008, 19:22

How does one repair a Tuba?
Ans: with a tub'a glue.

**marval** · May-29-2008, 21:45

Very Good CD.

Margaret

**Contratrombone64** · May-30-2008, 00:43

*groans and rolls eyes* @ Sweet Corn

**Contratrombone64** · May-30-2008, 00:44

How do you catch a unique animal?

u nique up on it

**Corno Dolce** · May-30-2008, 00:54

Super-groaner there CT64

Don't quit your day job, bruddah...

**Muza** · May-31-2008, 00:02

Originally Posted by Corno Dolce

Super-groaner there CT64

Don't quit your day job, bruddah...

hahahah

**methodistgirl** · May-31-2008, 05:00

That was so funny!
judy tooley

**Mahlon** · May-31-2008, 05:08

since I can't do any better, and ode to the best of the best!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ4ZNbiO15M

**marval** · May-31-2008, 18:20

Hi Mahlon

Thank you for sharing that, It tops any joke. I think Victor Borge was brilliant. he was a good musician, but extremely funny with it.

Thanks again, I now need a tissue to wipe the tears of laughter from my eyes.

Margaret

**rojo** · Jun-01-2008, 05:27

This is my fav Victor Borge clip; Liszt's Hungarian Rhapsody No.2.

+ YouTube Video

I made a thread about VB at one point.

**Muza** · Jun-01-2008, 11:15

Oh he is soo adorable

I've never seen him before

**Mat** · Jun-01-2008, 13:18

LOL

Thanks for posting this Rojo

**marval** · Jun-01-2008, 13:31

Hi Rojo

Thank you for that.

He was so funny, and a good musician too.

Loved his trousers.

Margaret

**marval** · Jun-03-2008, 00:22

What must a guitarist not do when he/she breaks a string ?
He must not fret.

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