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HaHa Intet
I had heard the joke before, lovely picture though. He seems to be tattooed all over.
Margaret
Last Summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven's 9th Symphony.
However it being quite hot, the players were working up quite a sweat, until a neighbour let them use the ventilators in her house.
However, the wind from the ventilators was causing the notes to blow all over the place, so they had to tie them down to the note holders.
The din from the ventilators was so bad that the bassists decided it didn't matter if they downed a few drinks and got royally drunk.
Two of the bassists go so drunk that they passed out.
One of the violinists, in disgust, decided to go home but slipped and fell.
Thus, it was the bottom of the 9th, the bassists were loaded, the score was tied with two men out, and the fans were roaring wild when one of the players slid home.
You know that Bill Clinton quit the Saxophone? Yeah, well now he plays the whoremonica.
Pupil: ( after singing a song horribly) How did you like my execution?
Music Teacher: I'm all in favour of it.
LOL! I've had surgery in May and I'm almost at 100% now.
Jan
Originally Posted by intet-at-tabe
Way to go, Intet
Hi Jan,
Sorry you had to have surgery, glad you are better, welcome back.
Margaret
gnome auditioned to conduct a huge city symphony orchestra. Sadly, the head judge told the poor gnome, "sorry, you just don't have what it takes to be a conductor." The gnome refused to allow that to stop him. He bought some chic new clothes, some really cool shoes, got a snappy new haircut and even bought a swank loft in the heart of the city. He then auditioned again and was hired on the spot. Why? because now he was a.......(scroll for answer...you' re gonna love this)
DRUM ROLL.......
metro gnome
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Jan
Thank you Jan, very funny.
Margaret
Last edited by marval; Jul-07-2008 at 18:09.
Sorry the print came out that way. How can I change that? I got the joke from a message board.
Jan
Hi Jan
Go to click on edit, highlight the message you want to change. At the top click on the little arrow, next to the big A. A colour chart should come down, click on the grey colour just above the white, that should change it for you.
Hope that helps
Margaret
It was visitor's day at the lunatic asylum. All the inmates were standing in the courtyard singing "Ava Maria" and singing it beautifully. Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil.
A visitor listened in wonderment to the performance and then approached the choir. "I am a retired choir director," he said. "This is one of the best choirs I have ever heard."
"Yes, I'm very proud of them," said the conductor.
"You should take them on tour," said the visitor, "what are they called?"
"Surely that's obvious," replied the conductor. "They are the Moron Tapanapple Choir."
Funny one Margaret!
Thank you Hawk
Glad you enjoyed it.
Margaret
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