See what Country song was #1 on the day you were born

Krummhorn

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Was Country Music even invented back then, Mike? ... :lol:

j/k, ya know
 

Spiritinthesky

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How about these for song titles:


Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few
She's Looking Better After Every Beer
Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
 

John Watt

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I'm glad Spiritinthesky showed the way, because the country site asked me to try again later.
I think Garth Brooks was the best for song titles that played off of traditional country.
What can I do?

She's unaFordable, so I Cheved her out of the way.
My pickup got stuck, at the other end of the bar.
There's a nipple on my coin bag. (Traditional)
The whites on the reds made the blues.
The whites on the reds brought the blacks and more blues (remix)
Hand slappin', (ranch hand song)
hand slappin' upside the face (mixtape with "hot knifin")
Waiting for a fish (who didn't show up)
Waiting for a dish (and she served it cold)
She's going down, and I got back up.
Tex-sin lullaby (a six-gun salute song, southern traditional)
Tech-sin Symphonies (new global country-blues)
 
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