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About LinkBacksmarval - AWESOME, until the moment I realised it could have been me? Particular this one: Guide me O thou great Jehovah (I've forgotten where I parked).
marval - AWESOME, until the moment I realised it could have been me? Particular this one: Guide me O thou great Jehovah (I've forgotten where I parked).
Hi Intet
Unfortunately I think a few of them could be me.
Margaret
marval - way to go!! LMAO..two of a kind so to speak.
Yes two of a kind.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
marvalOriginally Posted by marval
Keep `em coming, youīre rockin...
Hello Ms. Margaret,
RC = roamin' catholic, eh? And here I thought it was "recuperating catholic" - gosh, I'm so out of touch...
Cheers,
CD
*If a man wants God to hear his prayer quickly, then before he prays for anything else, even his own soul, when he stands and stretches out his hands towards God, he must pray with all his heart for his enemies. Through this action God will hear everything that he asks* -Abba Zeno-
*Protagoras: "Truth is subjective. What is true for you, and what is true for me, is true for me. Your opinion is true by virtue of its being your opinion."
*Socrates: "My opinion is: Truth is absolute, not opinion, and that you are in absolute error. Since this is my opinion, then according to your philosophy you must grant that it is true."
"Improvisational Art": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSxVO3EoCRM
Say not so, you seem very much in touch.
Margaret
Dear Ms. Margaret,
Thank you for your rebuttal, Ma'am. Its a good feeling that there is someone to hold one accountable.
Blessings aplenty,
CD
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day,
after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally,
after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the
tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
******** might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there
HaHa Very funny
you got me suddenly awake, Contra...
brb...got to get some coffee...
C5Says - "******** might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there"? Well, canīt agree with this from a moral point of view, however your joke had me laugh out loud.
I guess you need coffee too...it wasn't my joke
C5Says - I guess I had too much coffee, I beg your pardon, which means I humbly apologize please!!I guess you need coffee too...it wasn't my joke
no problem...just thought you might be too sleepy
you love coffee too?
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