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Thread: The Jokes Thread

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    Just bought a sat nav. Its not wi-fi its wife I. Its says things like LEFT. LEFT. NO NOT THAT LEFT YOU FOOL.
    I put it on the back seat

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    I call mine 'cruise control' in fact its less hassle to let her do the driving
    I don’t want a signature any more

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    Sounds more like sat nag Teddy.
    Cheers MIKE.

    How many roads must a man walk down ... ... before he admits he's lost?

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    I call mine sushi..........

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    This is becoming a very sexist thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nikam View Post
    This is becoming a very sexist thread.
    Don't get yer knickers in a twist luv
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    My wife and I have had ten very happy years. Unfortunately it was before we met!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    My wife and I have had ten very happy years. 1968, 1972, 1979.............................................. ....

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    Men talk with full stops, woman talk with commas.
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    Mt wife and I have had ten happy years, Not bad out of 35

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    A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against
    the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.
    The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and
    says ... Well, I guess we finally answered "THAT question!
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    Did you know that the human body contains enough bones to make a complete skeleton?

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