That's what I thought.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they wouldn’t reach any conclusion.
George Bernard Shaw
if all tongues in the world were laid end to end, there would be no french kissing anymore on our planet.
the masked philosopher.
the masked philosopher, is that you sunwaiter?
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not “Eureka”! (I found it) but, “that’s funny.”
Isaac Asimov
Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere - GK Chesterton
A sense of humour is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
Bob Hope
"my name is einstein. do you know time is a curve?
stop, old man! you got
a nerve. cause there is only one rule that i observe: time is money, and money i serv."
A hug is a great gift... one size fits all, and it's easy to exchange. (Natasha Isabelle)