Flabbergasted (adj) appalled over how much weight you've gained
Abdicate (v) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach
Esplanade (v) to attempt an explanation whilst drunk
Baldersash (n) a rapidly receding hairline
Beelzebug (n) Satan in the form of a mosquito that appears in one's bedroom at 3 am and can't be cast out
I'm not an atheist and I don't think I can call myself a pantheist. We are in the position of a little child entering a huge library filled with books in many different languages. The child knows someone must have written those books. It does not know how. The child dimly suspects a mysterious order in the arrangement of the books but doesn't know what it is. That, it seems to me, is the attitude of even the most intelligent human being toward God.
—Albert Einstein.
I know this one vey well!Originally Posted by Contratrombone64
There are some good ones there CT. Here are some more.
Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Decafalon (n): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
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