What do you want to come back as?

[marval]

Someone sent me this, I like it, but it got me thinking. If after you died you could come back, what would you want to come back as?


In my next life I wanna be a female bear.

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could do that.

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate "expects" you to wake up growling. He "expects" that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup! I wanna be a bear.

[methodistgirl]

I think it would be fun to come back as a ghost so I can haunt
all of the people who gave me trouble in my past life. Scare them
really good!
judy tooley

[Dorsetmike]

Surely the problem there Judy would be that they would have to outlive you for any scaring to be viable

[marval]

That is an interesting thought Judy, I had better be nice to you then. But as Mike says you will have to go first.


Margaret

[jhnbrbr]

I wouldn't mind being a spider as there must be a lot of job satisfaction in building a nice web. Or maybe a wasp, as the nests they build are also works of art, and you could also have a lot of fun stinging pesky humans.

[Buttercup89]

I would want to come back as a fairy or a witch or a vampire for that matter. I'm generally quite disappointed that I turned out non-magical in this lifetime, so I'm hoping somebody does something about that the next time around. Seriously.

[Contratrombone64]

I'd come back as a European Royal ... spend my life wearing silk, eating wonderful food, bossing the servants around, commissioning pipe organs for my private use.

[wljmrbill]

as a dog and be treated like I treat my 3 dogs....lucky devils.. they have quite the good life for sure.

[marval]

So you are going to come bark are you Bill?


Margaret

[Krummhorn]

. . . In my next life I wanna be a female bear.

's @ Margaret ...

I've not laughed that hard in awhile ... that was absolutely one of the most humorous things I've read lately.

I would want to come back as a Dolphin ... being a performer in this life, being a dolphin would be a rather good fit. I love the sea and would rather live on a boat during my life as opposed to being on land.

[Mat]

Why everybody wants to come back as animals? I'd rather like to be a healthy man with no concerns whatsoever and have enough money to live a decent life.

[Krummhorn]

Good question, Mat ...

For me personally, the care-free life as a dolphin, free to roam about without having to be "anywhere" at any particular time, no taxes to pay, nobody telling me what I can or cannot do ... that would make for a decent life for me, anyway.

[wljmrbill]

Well Margaret ( bye the way my mothers name too) might as well bark alittle..at least not at the moon so far,,,, being a Dolphin would be great too. I lived on a houseboat on Sarasota Bay ( Gulf of Mexico side) , Sarasota, Fla for 9 years and yes it was a great experience and Dolphins swam around my boat on a daily basis and talked to the dogs.. interesting for sure.

[marval]

I liked the female bear one too krummhorn. A friend gave it to me to share.

If dolphins and dogs like each other Bill, you and Krummhorn could meet up again in the next life.


Margaret

[mariokbee]

Hmmm... and interesting question and it got me thinking..

Maybe an owl. Creature of the night and wisdom.... but the bad thing is that I eat rats