The green thing

Contratrombone64

Admiral of Fugues
A store in NZ 'The Warehouse' stopped putting your purchases into plastic bags so you have to struggle to your car dropping stuff all over the place, I got very psisde offe with this so on my next visit I arrived at the check in with a trolley full of small value purchases that came to a total of just over NZ$120. after they had been scanned and the total given the cash out operator asked if I would like them put into bags I said yes please, so she put all the stuff into 7 bags and then said 'that will be another 70cents sir' I asked if she was serious and she said it was store policy, so being a rotten sod I said that I would give it a miss and they could put the goods back on the shelf and promptly walked out.

Colin fails to mention he just finished watchin "grumpy old men" on the telly just before going shoping ... all humour aside, well done. Serves the store right.
 

JHC

Chief assistant to the assistant chief
Victor Meldrew (if I have got that right) is my idol lol ha just did a spell check and it suggested Mildew I can imagine what his response to that would have been
 

teddy

Duckmeister
I dont regard that show as humourus, I regard it as educational. :grin::grin::grin:

teddy
 

JHC

Chief assistant to the assistant chief
I dont regard that show as humourus, I regard it as educational. :grin::grin::grin:

teddy
I do try to model myself after him, my darling wife does say that I do a very good job
 

teddy

Duckmeister
There was a show over here with Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse. One of their regular scetches was THE OLD GITS. Rather disgusting old men who poked people with sticks and locked boy scouts in their house until they had cleaned the whole place, and then gave them five pence (an old shilling). My heroes.

teddy
 

teddy

Duckmeister
In an effort to reduce my gas bill I am attepting to install a back boiler into my coal fire. It is always alight on winter evenings and I may as well utelise the heat for hot water and the central heating. If that fails I shal rub two girl guides together

teddy
 
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