giovannimusica
Commodore de Cavaille-Coll
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Ans: Homeless.
Why is the French Horn a Divine Instrument?
Ans: Because a man blows into it but only GOD knows what comes out of it.
What's the difference between a soprano and a terrorist?
Ans: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
How many basses does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans: None. they're so macho they prefer to walk around in the dark and bang their shins.
N.B. I'm a bass who also plays the Horn.
What do you get when you put together an augmented chord with a diminished chord?
Ans: A demented chord.
di Lasso: Italian Cowboy Music.
What does one call Italian Opera?
Ans: Whopera.
What does a german Hammond organist do in his life's most tender moments?
Ans: Puts his Leslie on *slow*
The organ is the instrument of worship, for in its sounding we sense the majesty of God, and in it's ending we know the grace of God.
Ans: Homeless.
Why is the French Horn a Divine Instrument?
Ans: Because a man blows into it but only GOD knows what comes out of it.
What's the difference between a soprano and a terrorist?
Ans: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
How many basses does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans: None. they're so macho they prefer to walk around in the dark and bang their shins.
N.B. I'm a bass who also plays the Horn.
What do you get when you put together an augmented chord with a diminished chord?
Ans: A demented chord.
di Lasso: Italian Cowboy Music.
What does one call Italian Opera?
Ans: Whopera.
What does a german Hammond organist do in his life's most tender moments?
Ans: Puts his Leslie on *slow*
The organ is the instrument of worship, for in its sounding we sense the majesty of God, and in it's ending we know the grace of God.