Beware of what you don't know

Corno Dolce

Corno Dolce

Admiral Honkenwheezenpooferspieler
An atheist and a little girl were sitting next to each other on a long-distance flight. The atheist said to the little girl: Would you like to talk? The journey will seem shorter if you have someone to talk to. The little girl, who had just begun reading her book answered: What would you like to talk about? The man answered: Oh, I don't know, what about God, Heaven, Hell, and life after death? The little girl replied: Oh yes, that would be very interesting to talk about but let me first ask a question?

The Horse, the Cow, and the Deer all eat grass. Why then is the Horse crap in big clumps, the Cow crap in big and wet patties, and the Deer crap in small, hard balls? The man, so visibly taken by the little girl's intelligence, thought hard for a moment and then replied: Hmmm, I really don't know!

The little girl replied: Do you really feel qualified to discuss about God, Heaven, Hell, and life after death when it is obvious that you don't know s**t?

The little girl returned to reading her book........
 
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Corno Dolce

Corno Dolce

Admiral Honkenwheezenpooferspieler
Thanx Br. Teddles - I sometimes get so tired of the "political-class" and the envirotalibans and their besserwisser von oben attitude. It makes me just want to gag.............and hurl.............
 
Corno Dolce

Corno Dolce

Admiral Honkenwheezenpooferspieler
Adm. Duckmeister,

In regards to firing off guns:

As a matter of fact I visited my acquaintance who is the Commander of the local Police Precinct. He and I then went to the firing range in the basement and shot 111 12.7mm. rounds at various goons, hoodlums, and terrorists holding women as hostages. Yes, it felt very good to "sweep the streets" and "take out the trash".
 
teddy

teddy

Duckmeister
Please CD, Can I come and live with you. I wont be any trouble. Except when I am firring off Guns. :devil::devil::devil:
 
Corno Dolce

Corno Dolce

Admiral Honkenwheezenpooferspieler
teddy said:
Please CD, Can I come and live with you. I wont be any trouble. Except when I am firring off Guns. :devil::devil::devil:
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Ah, maybe you'd live better in Texas where you can carry a concealed weapon.
 
teddy

teddy

Duckmeister
Everyone I know who has been to Texas basically likes it there. Burglary rates are low children are safe and people are polite to each other. I am sure there is a downside as well but those three things attract me. Plus the guns of course. Concealed eh. Now where could I hide one?

teddy
 
Corno Dolce

Corno Dolce

Admiral Honkenwheezenpooferspieler
Teddles,

A Glock G29 10mm pistol is the ultimate in a concealable side-arm. There are a whole range of different options in re to holsters. You are only limited by your imagination.
 
teddy

teddy

Duckmeister
And mine is running wild at the moment. Of course, over here only criminals are allowed pistols.

teddy
 
John Watt

John Watt

Member
Texas passed new laws. You can carry unconcealed weapons.

One year, I didn't buy groceries for almost four months, eating outside on bike-hikes.
It is a garden, below the escarpment at Niagara-on-the-Lake.
I was pooping like a deer, semi-hard little balls.

So I can say, as a six-time protest mayoral candidate,
it's one thing to talk s..t, it's another to pass it.
 
Corno Dolce

Corno Dolce

Admiral Honkenwheezenpooferspieler
But that ordinance is going to be hard to adjudicate, JohnWatt. 'Tis better to keep the creeps wondering if you're carrying heat.
 
teddy

teddy

Duckmeister
Who was the president that said - Speak softly, but carry a big stick. .44 calibre should do it.

teddy
 
Corno Dolce

Corno Dolce

Admiral Honkenwheezenpooferspieler
A .44 is very difficult to conceal and is quite uncomfortable if you do have a concealment holster and when you light off several rounds in succession.
 
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