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Admiral Honkenwheezenpooferspieler
An atheist and a little girl were sitting next to each other on a long-distance flight. The atheist said to the little girl: Would you like to talk? The journey will seem shorter if you have someone to talk to. The little girl, who had just begun reading her book answered: What would you like to talk about? The man answered: Oh, I don't know, what about God, Heaven, Hell, and life after death? The little girl replied: Oh yes, that would be very interesting to talk about but let me first ask a question?
The Horse, the Cow, and the Deer all eat grass. Why then is the Horse crap in big clumps, the Cow crap in big and wet patties, and the Deer crap in small, hard balls? The man, so visibly taken by the little girl's intelligence, thought hard for a moment and then replied: Hmmm, I really don't know!
The little girl replied: Do you really feel qualified to discuss about God, Heaven, Hell, and life after death when it is obvious that you don't know s**t?
The little girl returned to reading her book........
The Horse, the Cow, and the Deer all eat grass. Why then is the Horse crap in big clumps, the Cow crap in big and wet patties, and the Deer crap in small, hard balls? The man, so visibly taken by the little girl's intelligence, thought hard for a moment and then replied: Hmmm, I really don't know!
The little girl replied: Do you really feel qualified to discuss about God, Heaven, Hell, and life after death when it is obvious that you don't know s**t?
The little girl returned to reading her book........
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