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    Emergerncy service calls

    Man " there's a bird caught in some chicken wire"

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    CG "So why call the coastguard?"

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    My phone number must be very similar to that of the coast guard. Some chap keeps ringing up to ask if the coast is clear...................................

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    Quote Originally Posted by teddy View Post
    My phone number must be very similar to that of the coast guard. Some chap keeps ringing up to ask if the coast is clear...................................

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    Very funny Teddy, unfortunately the emergency services do get some daft calls. It must be most annoying as it ties someone up who should be dealing with emergencies only.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marval View Post
    Very funny Teddy, unfortunately the emergency services do get some daft calls. It must be most annoying as it ties someone up who should be dealing with emergencies only.
    And there are some who are as daft as a brush - I once volunteered at an emergency desk so yes I have heard some choice conversations
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    Apparently one girl phone the police on 999 because her mobile had run out of credit??????????????????

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    This link is about daft emergency calls for an ambulance in Wales.

    http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/nort...5578-31640631/

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    Quote Originally Posted by marval View Post
    This link is about daft emergency calls for an ambulance in Wales.

    http://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/nort...5578-31640631/
    Oh Good Heavens - how positively appalling
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    Admiral Maestoso marval's Avatar
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    I agree CD it is, it seems some people just do not know what an emergency is.

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    I mean, its not like they ran out of red wine, or something

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