Aaargh! Ice cream was getting to icy and losing too much flavour back in the early seventies,
so I started buying yogurt ice cream until that got watered down too.
I bought two kg's of unpasteurized buckwheat honey, $18.50, making toasted honey sandwiches.
I went through that in less than a month, getting sticky'wit'it every day.
I think Paganini used buckwheat honey to make his tuners stick.
Karl Lagerfeld, the multi-millionaire fashin designer,
described his understandings of men and women and love and sex,
and ended by wondering why, after all of that,
he has found out he truly loves only his one cat.