Musical jokes

intet_at_tabe

Rear Admiral Appassionata (Ret.)
A critic is like a eunuch: He knows exactly how it ought to be done.

Dear Corno Dolce :tiphat: :clap::clap::clap::clap:

Like the audience at a soccer game between Sweden and Denmark - 45.975 individual coaches on the benches, who know much better than the educated coach on the side of the field, how soccer should be played.

Right, my man from Oceania.
 

marval

New member
A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber.

The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Heart' fur me bahfore ah hafta go."

"Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that," says the warden. He turns to the biker, "And you, biker, what's your last request?"

"That you kill me first."


Margaret
 

Contratrombone64

Admiral of Fugues
What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? Well, an orchestra has the horns at the back and the arsehole up front.
 

Muza

New member
Haha, those are all so good!!!

Corno, that was hillarious!
Intet, I was thinking the exact same thing - the fist thing that came to my mind actually - being in a family of devoted sport fans (mostly soccer and hockey) - it is sooooo funny to watch them watch a game ;););)
 

marval

New member
What does it say on a blues singer's tombstone?
"I didn't wake up this morning..."


Margaret
 

marval

New member
Very Good CD.
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Margaret
 

Corno Dolce

Admiral Honkenwheezenpooferspieler
Super-groaner there CT64 :rolleyes::banghead::nut:
Don't quit your day job, bruddah...:grin::grin::grin:
 

marval

New member
Hi Mahlon

Thank you for sharing that, It tops any joke. I think Victor Borge was brilliant. he was a good musician, but extremely funny with it.

Thanks again, I now need a tissue to wipe the tears of laughter from my eyes.


Margaret
 

rojo

(Ret)
This is my fav Victor Borge clip; Liszt's Hungarian Rhapsody No.2.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8R0ZwYvXpg[/youtube]

I made a thread about VB at one point.
 

marval

New member
Hi Rojo

Thank you for that.

He was so funny, and a good musician too.

Loved his trousers.


Margaret
 
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