Fancy dress

Dorsetmike

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A man goes to a fancy dress party stark naked, painted green with a girl on his back. Someone asks what he's come as and he replies 'I'm a tortoise'. The person then asks who the girl is, to which the man replies... 'That's Michelle'!
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Krummhorn

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oohhhh ... that was really snappy ... :lol:

10 points though ... good one ... we laughed at home.
 

teddy

Duckmeister
A drunk goes into a pet shop. " Can I have another crusty meat pie" he asks
"We don't sell meat pies" the shopkeeper replies.
" Oh bugger" replies the drunk " I've just eaten a tortoise"!!!!!!!!!!!

teddy
 
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