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    Gender equality?

    Inspectors have found that 100% of those admitted to a maternity unit on the Isle of Wight were female and have ordered it to raise the proportion of male admissions to at least 25% in the next two years.
    The management of the East Cowes unit claimed that few men on the Isle chose to become pregnant and that the low number of male admissions was not in their control. However, the inspectors rejected this claim as irrelevant, adding that men were probably deterred by the thought of the reception they would get if they arrived at the unit claiming to be pregnant.
    One prominent feminist campaigner said: ‘It’s about time women stopped accepting this discrimination. My lazy useless ex-husband expected me to bear all our children but my new husband Mary has not yet become pregnant and we may seek medical advice, though not from some hopeless backward-thinking male doctor.’
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    And why can you only get milk from cows, not bulls?

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    Did you ever try squeezing a bulls teat Teddy
    Cheers MIKE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dorsetmike View Post
    Did you ever try squeezing a bulls teat Teddy
    He did but he missed and got hold of something else
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    Quote Originally Posted by JHC View Post
    He did but he missed and got hold of something else
    That could be very dangerous indeed........
    *If a man wants God to hear his prayer quickly, then before he prays for anything else, even his own soul, when he stands and stretches out his hands towards God, he must pray with all his heart for his enemies. Through this action God will hear everything that he asks* -Abba Zeno-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dorsetmike View Post
    Inspectors have found that 100% of those admitted to a maternity unit on the Isle of Wight were female and have ordered it to raise the proportion of male admissions to at least 25% in the next two years.
    The management of the East Cowes unit claimed that few men on the Isle chose to become pregnant and that the low number of male admissions was not in their control. However, the inspectors rejected this claim as irrelevant, adding that men were probably deterred by the thought of the reception they would get if they arrived at the unit claiming to be pregnant.
    One prominent feminist campaigner said: ‘It’s about time women stopped accepting this discrimination. My lazy useless ex-husband expected me to bear all our children but my new husband Mary has not yet become pregnant and we may seek medical advice, though not from some hopeless backward-thinking male doctor.’
    It really IS getting quite absurd now - This race to the bottom of the barrel of humanity - Next and final stop: Government sponsored/free Hermaphroditic Bi-gender legislation and medical surgery. If my memory serves me there are species of Gecko Lizards that fertilize themselves and then lay eggs...
    Last edited by Corno Dolce; Aug-28-2013 at 11:45.
    *If a man wants God to hear his prayer quickly, then before he prays for anything else, even his own soul, when he stands and stretches out his hands towards God, he must pray with all his heart for his enemies. Through this action God will hear everything that he asks* -Abba Zeno-

    *Protagoras: "Truth is subjective. What is true for you, and what is true for me, is true for me. Your opinion is true by virtue of its being your opinion."

    *Socrates: "My opinion is: Truth is absolute, not opinion, and that you are in absolute error. Since this is my opinion, then according to your philosophy you must grant that it is true."

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    Slightly off topic but on the another forum a poster (Female) said she was just about to or had recently married her girl friend and they were now looking forward to having children. I think in the not too distant future men will be obsolete.
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    No, they are still needed to put the rubbish (garbage) out.

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