Ponderings

Dorsetmike

Member
As I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's ass anymore.

.. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
.. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat.
.. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while
.. A tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.

Just grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to remember the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.
3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
6. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it ?
7. It was a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser.
8. Some days, you're the top dog; some days you're the hydrant.
9. I wish the buck really did stop here; I sure could use a few of them.
10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
13. The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom.
14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.
15. When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess.
16. It's not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.
17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . . .I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm "here after".
19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.



20. HAVE I SENT THIS MESSAGE TO YOU BEFORE..........
 

teddy

Duckmeister
20. HAVE I SENT THIS MESSAGE TO YOU BEFORE..........

I don't remember. Have you?

teddy
 

teddy

Duckmeister
The whole world is mad apart from thee and me.....and I'm not too sure about thee.

teddy
 

JHC

Chief assistant to the assistant chief
Or ..The whole worlds mad except thee an me and even thee is a bit queer.
 

JHC

Chief assistant to the assistant chief
Leave em where they are then you are only 1 hr out either way
 

JHC

Chief assistant to the assistant chief
We have the same silly system down here I just get used to one setting then you have to change again add to that the frustration in resetting digi watches, grrrrr I wish they would just leave it alone.
 

teddy

Duckmeister
Just ignore it Colin and carry on as usual. I am sure that they will fall in line with you eventually.

teddy
 
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