Stupid questions

Dorsetmike

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From a hotel chain's annual audit of daft questions

When does the 24hr reception close?
How long is the 24hr parking?
What is the best time to get up if I want to feel wide awake?
Can you check if I snore?
Does my pet jaguar count as a cat on your pet policy?
Can you read me a bed time story?
At a seafront hotel - Can I jump into the sea from my room or do I have to go to a beach?
At Gatwick airport - Does the plane pull up to the door or do you drive us out to the plane?
 
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