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Dorsetmike

Member
I accidentally spilled Domestos on Father O'Donaghue - I nearly got arrested for causing a bleach of the priest.

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Why did the cows return to the Marijuana?


It was the Pot calling the cattle back.

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The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
 

John Watt

Member
Another parent was wondering about using the teeter-totter,
and asked, can't he lever.

A captain changed the name of his boat after catching flying fish,
calling it "clipper wings"

There's a very grim fairy tale still waiting to be told,
about Rumpledforeskin and his band of fold.

Hey! I tried.
 
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