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    Vice Admiral Virtuoso Dorsetmike's Avatar
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    Sorry, I've got me coat reaady

    I accidentally spilled Domestos on Father O'Donaghue - I nearly got arrested for causing a bleach of the priest.

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    Why did the cows return to the Marijuana?


    It was the Pot calling the cattle back.

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    The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
    Cheers MIKE.

    How many roads must a man walk down ... ... before he admits he's lost?

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    Heard the one about the exploding cattle?

    Don't bother, it's a bomb in a bull.
    Cheers MIKE.

    How many roads must a man walk down ... ... before he admits he's lost?

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    Another parent was wondering about using the teeter-totter,
    and asked, can't he lever.

    A captain changed the name of his boat after catching flying fish,
    calling it "clipper wings"

    There's a very grim fairy tale still waiting to be told,
    about Rumpledforeskin and his band of fold.

    Hey! I tried.
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