JHC
Chief assistant to the assistant chief
teddy you seem to have an obsession with things getting stuffed
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marval
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During a recent password audit at a large company, it was found that a blonde receptionist was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyLondon”
When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least eight characters long and include at least one capital.
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyLondon”
When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least eight characters long and include at least one capital.
teddy
Duckmeister
Two blonde girls were hard at work. One dug holes in the street and the other neatly filled them in. They worked like trojans.
Eventually a man approached them. I want to congratulate you - he said. - you really have been working very hard.
Thank you- said the first blonde - its a shame the third girl who plants the trees is off today..........................
Eventually a man approached them. I want to congratulate you - he said. - you really have been working very hard.
Thank you- said the first blonde - its a shame the third girl who plants the trees is off today..........................
marval
New member
Lol good one teddy.
'I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for pensioners.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.
But, by the time I got my leotard on, the class was over.'
'I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for pensioners.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.
But, by the time I got my leotard on, the class was over.'
Dorsetmike
Member
Yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccchhhhhhhhhh
Don't like Carlsberg either.
Was the post intended to be drum music? like Bum titty bum titty bum bum bum? cos if so it's got 3 bums too many
Don't like Carlsberg either.
Was the post intended to be drum music? like Bum titty bum titty bum bum bum? cos if so it's got 3 bums too many
JHC
Chief assistant to the assistant chief
Ha, I am surprised that a concerto for 10,000 vuvuzela has not been written what are these wonder composers waiting for? what is the plural for vuvuzela...............There are many of these at the world cup.
Someone has complained to the BBC.
They said, "How dare you show a football match in the middle of a vuvuzela concert.
Margaret
Contratrombone64
Admiral of Fugues
Put your tongues back in guys
Just for Mike Ha Ha
She was probably a very attractive baby and her mother loved her.
Contratrombone64
Admiral of Fugues
What's the only part of Popeye that doesn't go rusty?
The part he keeps in Olive Oil ...
tish boom
JHC
Chief assistant to the assistant chief
I bet she has a vicious right hook, she scares me.
Actually I have decided to come out of retirement, I am going to enroll at night class they are to do a body painting course, my short sightedness should not be a problem.
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