Private Thread - Keep Out!

Dorsetmike

Member
Sorry we're out of Pistachios, will a Pinnochio do?



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marval

New member
HaHa Mile, good one I love Pinnochio nuts.
That chocolate is definately better without bacon John.

Have anyone been to The Chocolate Boutique Hotel in Bournemouth?
It is the only chocolate themed hotel in the world apparently.


How long would this keyboard last?

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jhnbrbr

New member
Test your musical knowledge ...

For this week's quiz, we stay with my artist-of-the-moment Dolores O'Riordan. On 5th May, 1996 Dolores received a public apology and a donation of £7,500 to the Warchild charity from The Sport newspaper. Why?

And while you're thinking about that, here's another song from the feisty Irishwoman ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO5eDyirRA4
 

jhnbrbr

New member
The 9-fold nature of things

All things divide naturally into nine parts:

Beginning of the beginning
Middle of the beginning
End of the beginning
Beginning of the middle
Middle of the middle
End of the middle
Beginning of the end
Middle of the end
End of the end

Of these, the "beginning of the end" is the best known
 

marval

New member
Pardon, did you say something? Here you are John.
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They do say silence is golden.

You will have to type louder next time. Talking of time.


A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45.

The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,"You know, its the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
 

jhnbrbr

New member
Thanks for that photo from your private vault, Margaret. Mat, a good sign for a library, I think! Is anyone going to suggest a new "theme" for the thread, or is it indeed the beginning of the end. Talking of which ...
 

jhnbrbr

New member
The 27-fold nature of things

All things divide naturally into twenty seven parts:

Beginning of the beginning of the beginning
Middle of the beginning of the beginning
End of the beginning of the beginning
Beginning of the middle of the beginning
Middle of the middle of the beginning
End of the middle of the beginning
Beginning of the end of the beginning
Middle of the end of the beginning
End of the end of the beginning
Beginning of the beginning of the middle
Middle of the beginning of the middle
End of the beginning of the middle
Beginning of the middle of the middle
Middle of the middle of the middle
End of the middle of the middle
Beginning of the end of the middle
Middle of the end of the middle
End of the end of the middle
Beginning of the beginning of the end
Middle of the beginning of the end
End of the beginning of the end
Beginning of the middle of the end
Middle of the middle of the end
End of the middle of the end
Beginning of the end of the end
Middle of the end of the end
End of the end of the end

Isn't this some jolly fun? And we've barely scratched the surface yet! :p
 

Dorsetmike

Member
Actual real time report:-

Just had a chinese take out, Singapore noodles and chicken, pineapple and ginger, the noodles were a bit more aggressive than usual, could be interesting tomorrow morning.

Got some left so if I add a bit of chicken I'll have enough for another meal, might one say 2 days "running"?
 

marval

New member
Nice picture Mat, definately a good one for a library. My private vault John? I wish it was. That twenty seven parts was a good one John. Will we see you tomorrow Mike? Yes I do think it is time someone suggested a new "theme."

Talking of silence earlier on.

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
 
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