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jhnbrbr

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Two of the worst social gaffes a man can commit

1. To suggest to a woman that she's pregnant, when she's not. :eek:

2. To suggest to a woman that she's a man in drag, when she's not :eek::eek::eek:
 

rojo

(Ret)
Hmm, perhaps I should; that thing looks impenetrable. I'm sure my cat(s) would be safe from harm in there. I'd better order one for each of them. *nods*

:lol:

I'm going to spoil this for everyone now, but I have a suspicion that "bomb-proofing" a horse might mean training it so it does not bolt and throw you over the nearest hedge when it hears a loud noise, NOT putting steel plates all over the poor animal to protect it from the blast!! I'm only guessing. We've always been wary of horses in my family - ever since my great grandfather was killed by one. You know the old saying about horses - dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle. So true!
:lol:

For some reason, this made me laugh my head off. Perhaps it's John's vivid imagery of a horse covered in steel protective plates for protection from a bomb blast. Or maybe it's the fact that I took the title of the book at face value, never questioning why a book would have a title like that, and then look for what it could possibly mean that would make sense, perhaps because that would be less funny than the nonsensical version that was so humorous to me in the first place? I can't be faulted here for the misinterpretation; this was found in the 'weird book room', after all... In any case, this shouldn't deter me from bombproofing my cats anyway, should it?

Now, I'm lol at the thought of trying to train a cat not to be afraid of loud noises... :nut:
 

marval

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I must admit I had never heard the term "bomb-proofing" for a horse, I suppose it does make sense. Perhaps it would work for cats too.

A word of advice for cat owners, if they look a little down in the mouth make sure they haven't haven't eaten a duck.


Margaret
 

jhnbrbr

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I was looking for a copy of the humorous poem "The Flying Bum" in which is horse does get blown up by a bomb, but i couldn't find it. We're all ignoring Mat's theme of technology and inventions (including Mat) but I suppose you could say that the horse was technology for many centuries, revolutionising transport and agriculture and warfare. Very convenient for us, but it's easy to forget that the horse was originally wild and free until man came along to exploit it.

And in those days man seemed a harmless thing enough. No whisper of prophetic intelligence told the species of the terrible slavery that was to come, of the whip and spur and bearing-rein, the clumsy load and the slippery street, the insufficient food, and the knacker’s yard, that was to replace the wide grass-land and the freedom of the earth. (H.G.Wells "A Story of the Stone Age")
 

jhnbrbr

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:scold:Didn't you see the KEEP OUT sign? :scold:

Only kidding, you're very very welcome Jess. And I've just visited your gallery which is delightful. Your quotes are amusing too! :clap::clap::clap:
 

jhnbrbr

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I would be interested to know what other men here think of the "hands-free urinal" invention. It seems to have some sort of robotic hand. How does that grab you?

Mat - that was absolutely fascinating! I thought nano technology just meant doing things in miniature, but there's so much more to it. Must be a great field to work in.
 

Soubasse

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"hands-free urinal" invention. It seems to have some sort of robotic hand. How does that grab you?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

My wife has the only other hand in the world that is permitted to go "grabbing" there, so the thought of a robotic hand does not exactly grab me at all!
 
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Mat

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Do you mean this "guy", John?


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There's no way I'm letting him grab my anything!!
 

Soubasse

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Ye gods and little fishes, it's true?!

What on earth is one supposed to do with the now free hands? Comb hair? trim beard? pick nose?
 

jhnbrbr

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It is amazing what robots can do, but they haven't had much impact on everyday life, not in the way science fiction writers of the past were fond of predicting. We have special purpose robots for welding car bodies or doing bomb disposal work but as far as I know there's no general purpose robot which looks, sounds and moves like a human, and meets you with a drink when you get home from work, and tells you dinner will be ready in ten minutes. Perhaps there never will be?

The robot saxophonist doesn't have "soul" but is that just because the software/harware isn't yet sophisticated enough? Or is "soul" an indefinable somthing which a machine can never have? It's an interesting question.
 
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