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    Does it involve the date line or one of the poles John?
    Cheers MIKE.

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    No, it does not involve the International Date Line, nor the poles. Good luck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhnbrbr
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    A man goes for a horse ride on Sunday. He rides due east for twenty four hours, then he gets off, stretches his legs and waters his horse. Then he mounts up again and rides due west for another twenty four hours. When he arrives back on his horse, at exactly the same place he started from, it's still the same Sunday. Explain.
    Nobody's offered an explanation yet! I'll give the answer at the weekend.
    His watch is broken?
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    No, not his watch. Keep trying!

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    Here's another interesting short film

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBj-_ljxoHo

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    That was a weird one John. I enjoyed it, but it was definately different.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jhnbrbr View Post
    A man goes for a horse ride on Sunday. He rides due east for twenty four hours, then he gets off, stretches his legs and waters his horse. Then he mounts up again and rides due west for another twenty four hours. When he arrives back on his horse, at exactly the same place he started from, it's still the same Sunday. Explain.

    Hi John

    Is the horse called Sunday?


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    Sounds like a good answer.
    Cheers MIKE.

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    Not quite sure how to classify this, is it a joke, or is someone taking the mickey,

    http://www.ascolights.co.uk/Code_Table_Lamp_White.html

    or are there really people stupid enough to buy something like that for that sort of money?

    (Maybe members of parliament put them on their expenses claims?)
    Cheers MIKE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marval View Post

    Is the horse called Sunday?
    It is! Congratulations!

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    Quote Originally Posted by marval View Post
    That was a weird one John. I enjoyed it, but it was definately different.


    Margaret
    Yes, I found it scary and funny at the same time. I liked the spaghetti western type music - as if the man and his reflection were like two gunfighters confronting each other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dorsetmike View Post
    Not quite sure how to classify this, is it a joke, or is someone taking the mickey,

    http://www.ascolights.co.uk/Code_Table_Lamp_White.html

    or are there really people stupid enough to buy something like that for that sort of money?

    (Maybe members of parliament put them on their expenses claims?)
    I like the way they put "only" in front of the price!

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    Quote Originally Posted by marval
    Is the horse called Sunday?
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    It is! Congratulations!
    Dang!! I wish I had the right brain for those sorts of things
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    That is one expensive lamp, I can think of better things to spend my money on.

    Don't worry Soubasse, I am sure your brain can work those things out. I had to have a good think first.


    Here is a question for all.


    A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
    He turns to the rich man and says to him,
    "I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed."
    The rich man laughs.
    The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
    The rich man laughs again and says, "OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?"
    The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.

    What song did he sing?

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    That one I can manage. "Happy Birthday"
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