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jhnbrbr

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Which reminds me of ....

Q: If God is good, why is there evil in the world?
A: To thicken the plot.
 

jhnbrbr

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..which came from the same book as this ....

I have nothing to say and I am saying it!

(which happens to be this thread's Mission Statement :smirk:)
 

rojo

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Robin, should we send out a search party, or would a copy of "The Intellectuals Guide to Idiocy" be more relevant?
Yes. :crazy:

Or, I can continue the thread's mission.

"To be is to do." - Socrates
"To do is to be." - Sartre
"Do be do be do." - Sinatra
"Scooby dooby do." - Scooby Doo
"Yabba dabba do." - Fred Flintstone
 

Dorsetmike

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[FONT=Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica]You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.


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Mat

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"To be is to do." - Socrates
"To do is to be." - Sartre
"Do be do be do." - Sinatra
"Scooby dooby do." - Scooby Doo
"Yabba dabba do." - Fred Flintstone

"D'OH" - Homer Simpson :lol:

Just had to...
 

Dorsetmike

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[FONT=Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica]I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.[/FONT]
 
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Mat

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What's with the font, Mike? Trying to stand out?:grin:
 

jhnbrbr

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"To be is to do." - Socrates
"To do is to be." - Sartre
"Do be do be do." - Sinatra
"Scooby dooby do." - Scooby Doo
"Yabba dabba do." - Fred Flintstone


That Scooby Doo talks a lot of sense. Not so sure about the others :crazy:
 

jhnbrbr

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"Imagine" afterthought

Q: What is the name of John Lennon's girlfriend?
A: Yoko (or near offer)
 

Dorsetmike

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[FONT=Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica] [/FONT][FONT=Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica]He who laughs last, thinks slowest.[/FONT]
 

Dorsetmike

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[FONT=Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica]Q. How many Essex girls does it take to make a chocolate chip cookie?
A. Five. One to stir the mixture and four to peel the smarties.
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Mat

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MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
 
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