Private Thread - Keep Out!

marval

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The only Welsh I know has a rarebit after it, Yummy.

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marval

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Hi John

Glad we speak the same language, I have relatives who live in wales. Funnily enough they are English and keep Highland cattle.lol
 

intet_at_tabe

Rear Admiral Appassionata (Ret.)
This is my thread. Clear off!

Not that I want to interfear or discourage you in your wildest dreams on having a private thread in this public forum in which only you can write in.

However it does seem that the rest of this crowd of beautiful people, who are not left without an opinion on your quest - But do not take my advise - I am not the one to end your triumph on a private tread just for you :):D;):grin::smirk:!!

According to food - Be international:

 
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marval

New member
I think it was decided that poor John could not have a thread on his own. He seems not to mind us all joining in, your food looks lovely.

Here is a choice of things to eat with.

 

intet_at_tabe

Rear Admiral Appassionata (Ret.)
Let´s all have some healthy food:



How much more logical can it be to eat animals :grin::grin::grin::grin:???
 

intet_at_tabe

Rear Admiral Appassionata (Ret.)
lol I would love to see them make the meat in the store.


Margaret

Ms. Margaret :grin::grin::grin::grin:

Need I say this: "Too (LOL) !!"

Here´s one for you Ms. Margaret from me personally, nothing to do with the thread (sorry guys) - for a woman I respect.

John Lennon´s "Woman", I guess Zoot owns this part which makes me feel very happy for the both of you:

Woman, I can hardly express my mixed emotions and my thoughtlessness
After all, I'm forever in your debt. And woman,
I will try to express my inner feelings and thankfulness
for showing me the meaning of success.
Ooh, well, well, doo doo doo doo doo.
Ooh, well, well, doo doo doo doo doo
Woman, I know you understand the little child inside a of man.
Please remember, my life is in your hands, and woman,
hold me close to your heart. However distant don't keep us apart.
After all it is written in the stars.
Ooh, well ...
Woman, please let me explain. I never meant to cause you sorrow or pain.
So let me tell you again and again and again :
I love you, yeah, yeah, yeah, now and forever.
I love you, yeah, yeah, yeah, now and forever.

This is how I feel about my wife Natasha!!

So back on track on jokes today on John Lennon:


What would you find if you dug up John Lennon?
Four slugs and a dead Beatle.

Why did John Lennon get shot?
Yoko ducked.

What did Yoko say when Lennon was shot?
Ono - Ono - Ono.

What does a Photo-mat and Beatles reunion concert have in common?
There's no John.

What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
They both live off dead beatles.

What's rich, ugly and sleeps alone?
Yoko Ono.

What would it take to re-unite the Beatles?
Three more bullets.

What was John's last hit?
The pavement.

What song would John Lennon have wrote about his death?
He shot me Yeah Yeah Yeah.
 
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jhnbrbr

New member
I think it was decided that poor John could not have a thread on his own. He seems not to mind us all joining in ...

Absolutely! I was just curious to see what would happen if I said "private thread keep out" - and this happened (so much more fun)! So you're very welcome Intet-at-tabe.
 

jhnbrbr

New member
Overheard dinner table conversation ...

"It is better to travel hopefully than to arrive, you know."
"Who was it who said that?"
"I think it was Stevenson."
"You mean Robert Louis Stevenson, the author?"
"No, George Stephenson, the railway man!" :rolleyes:
 

jhnbrbr

New member
If I was the government's Chief Medical Officer ...

... I would start by calling swine flu something different. Who wants to have the word "swine" on their death certificate?
 

marval

New member
Good one John.


I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

And always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.


Margaret
 

intet_at_tabe

Rear Admiral Appassionata (Ret.)
Absolutely! I was just curious to see what would happen if I said "private thread keep out" - and this happened (so much more fun)! So you're very welcome Intet-at-tabe.

Hi jhnbrbr :):D;):grin:

I figured you had a plan for doing this thread as a completely private thread for you alone. Of course you would never have to disagree about anything whatsoever with anyone else. It can have it´s moments and certainly advantages. But in the long run...boring!!

Of course no one here would let you get away with it. But I know you got excactly, what you had predicted - A lot of posts ;)

So I took the liberty to tease with you a bit, happy to realise your humor is great, and I am grateful on your personal WELCOME to this thread.

See you jhnbrbr.
 

marval

New member
Aah true love, streaker style. I believe it after all it is the naked truth.



An artist had been working with a nude female model on a portrait for a long time. Every day, he was up early and worked until late each evening.

After a few months, the artist was very tired from all this exertion and decided to take it easy for the day. Since his model had already arrived, he suggested they have a glass of wine and talk for a while.

They talked for a few hours, getting to know each other better. Then as the artist was opening another bottle of wine, he heard a car pulling in the driveway.

Guilt swept over him as he jumped up and said to his model, "Oh no, it's my wife! Quick, take off your clothes!"
 

Mat

Sr. Regulator
Staff member
Sr. Regulator
Regulator
Since they're asking me to log in and turn off the "family filter" it must be something really nasty. But I won't see it because I don't have an account there.

Anyway, seeing that we're getting a little bit frisky here, I will post again something I've already posted sometime ago. It suits the nudity theme well, I think.

This time I'm warning you. There are people getting naked on this video. Don't watch if you feel offended by such images. Hope Krummhorn won't kill me for this...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pxe-eTVsp4
 
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