Dorsetmike
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Bed time prayers
A Womans Prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man whos not a creep
One whos handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One wholl call, not wait for weeks.
I pray hes rich and self employed,
And when I spend, wont be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a King to make me Queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other,
And relish visits with my mother.
A Mans Prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnastic
Nymphomaniac with big t*ts who
Owns a bar on a golf course, and
Loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesnt rythme and I dont give a ****.
A Womans Prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man whos not a creep
One whos handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One wholl call, not wait for weeks.
I pray hes rich and self employed,
And when I spend, wont be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a King to make me Queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other,
And relish visits with my mother.
A Mans Prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnastic
Nymphomaniac with big t*ts who
Owns a bar on a golf course, and
Loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesnt rythme and I dont give a ****.