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intet_at_tabe
Aug-27-2008, 23:42
Open Question:

If your evil dentist told you that you immediately had to get 8 teeth pulled...?

and he was out of Novocain, what would you do?

How would you escape?

This is how my dentist relaxes his patients, showing them into his own living room, where he in the corner has his "clinic":


http://www.jeays.ca/pics/Museum-Dentist-Chair.jpg


Any of you guys wants to have 8 teeth pulled in this chair?

intet_at_tabe
Aug-27-2008, 23:49
I might as well show you the carming image of his assistent:


http://lucisavu.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/dentist.jpg?w=275&h=206

Mat
Aug-27-2008, 23:53
What's with all the hatred? Dentists are people, too. LOL

Corno Dolce
Aug-27-2008, 23:55
Aloha Intet,

That is somewhat of an absurd situation since proper dental clinics always have means to provide acute pain relief. So the joke really doesn't fly...

Cheers,

CD :)

ps, I don't have bad experiences with dentists. I elect to have Nitrous Oxide before treatment - then I wake up and the procedure is done.

methodistgirl
Aug-27-2008, 23:58
You are right not all dentist are that bad. I need to get my teeth fixed
myself.
judy tooley

marval
Aug-28-2008, 01:04
Poor dentist are always given a hard time.



Need any signs, how about these guys.


http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/ugly_signs.jpg

intet_at_tabe
Aug-28-2008, 09:15
Aloha Intet,

That is somewhat of an absurd situation since proper dental clinics always have means to provide acute pain relief. So the joke really doesn't fly...

Cheers,

CD :)

ps, I don't have bad experiences with dentists. I elect to have Nitrous Oxide before treatment - then I wake up and the procedure is done.

Actually sir Corno Dolce :tiphat:, I found the joke Open Question googling on: Evil dentists.

Remember what Master Krummhorn wrote some months ago, it was a dentist who invented the electric chair.

intet_at_tabe
Aug-28-2008, 09:42
Here is a link for a video in honour of my distingquished Polish friend Mat and his countrymen - masters of gymnastics while in a car. So don´t ya´ll say the Polish people don´t have guts:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1494372/the_jawbreaking_pole_stunt_only/ (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1494372/the_jawbreaking_pole_stunt_only/)

intet_at_tabe
Aug-28-2008, 09:52
What's with all the hatred? Dentists are people, too. LOL

More LOL, Mat :tiphat::tiphat::clap::clap::clap::clap:

In Denmark, you can be hospitalised for free for months, you can visit an ordinary doctor for free, with dentists in Denmark you better have a very good contact at your bank, and you may bank on it!!

I still wake up at night remembering, trembling in cold sweat, when my oldest daughter should have her orthodontic brace.

marval
Aug-28-2008, 12:45
Wow, I hadn't realised just how brave poles were.

In the Uk it is very difficult to find a dentist. We have national health ones but they are far and few, they don't make enough money. Most peple have to pay, there has even been stories of people who can't afford a dentist taking out their own teeth.


Margaret

marval
Aug-28-2008, 13:05
There's only one question here, why?


http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/WTF/truck_in_a_tree.jpg

Mat
Aug-28-2008, 13:13
I'd say there's another question. How?

intet_at_tabe
Aug-28-2008, 15:27
There's only one question here, why?


http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/WTF/truck_in_a_tree.jpg

Ms. Margaret :tiphat:

Personally I would assume it´s the new upcoming sports at the future Olympics. In stead of hammer throwing, to increase the compition. How high can you throw a truck and keep it from falling down? Seriously, perhaps a hurricane? It does not answer the question though, how can it balance? Look closely and you will recognize, it´s not a trick photo, since the shadows are right and you can see parts of the left side of the truck between the two logs? Strange......

intet_at_tabe
Aug-28-2008, 15:32
Wow, I hadn't realised just how brave poles were.

In the Uk it is very difficult to find a dentist. We have national health ones but they are far and few, they don't make enough money. Most peple have to pay, there has even been stories of people who can't afford a dentist taking out their own teeth.


Margaret

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Think for two minutes. For Denmark. A physical doctor in medicine will pass the exams after 6-7 years, knowing about body functions, deceases etc. etc. - our entire body and brain (for those who have this jelly between the ears) and then specialise as a shrink or the family house doctor or a surgeon etc.etc. Probably two to three years more of studying and practicing in a hospital at least for two years, before you can open a practice of your own.

A dentist only have the mouth and teeth to deal with, and it takes the same amount of years 6-7. But no further specialisation.

The house doctor in Denmark will even visit you at home, and all you do is put your signature to a piece of paper, as evidence to the community for him or her being there. You do not receive a bill.

intet_at_tabe
Aug-28-2008, 15:53
I'd say there's another question. How?

Indeed Mat :tiphat: - How?

marval
Aug-28-2008, 19:26
Yes, you are right Mat, how? I can only think possibly from above, with a crane to lift it, but it can't have been easy.

Yes Intet, a new olympic sport, throw the truck.

We have surgeries and clinics where we go to see the doctor, ans surgeries for the dentist.


Margaret

intet_at_tabe
Aug-29-2008, 06:31
The pickpocket: Keep her focused while Mom....

http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/duck_pickpocket.jpg (http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/pictures/picture_ducks_happy.htm)

intet_at_tabe
Aug-29-2008, 06:50
Who can guess where this bike was produced:


http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/1080-boss-bike.html

Corno Dolce
Aug-29-2008, 10:58
I recognise the bike as being built in Tennessee - the firm produces bikes called *Boss Hoss*.

Here's the website: http://www.bosshoss.com/products.asp

marval
Aug-29-2008, 14:35
Here's one place you wouldn't want to live.

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/Country-sign.jpg

intet_at_tabe
Aug-29-2008, 16:07
I recognise the bike as being built in Tennessee - the firm produces bikes called *Boss Hoss*.

Here's the website: http://www.bosshoss.com/products.asp

The things you know about man?, sir Corno Dolce :tiphat::clap::banana::trp: :clap::clap::clap::clap:

But as a decendent from the vikings, I have already chosen my bike on the site, so please order the BHC-3 ZZ4 bike for me, will you - the full picture as shown.

If the bike itself is not available at once because of the huge need for suply among customers, just send the rest shown on the picture as soon as possible.

intet_at_tabe
Aug-29-2008, 16:15
Here's one place you wouldn't want to live.

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/Country-sign.jpg

Ms. Margaret :tiphat:

It could be the road to the farm for the chain saw masacre.

No, let´s all visionalise how the the French drive on the roads. Notice the grey car, whose driver is up for the exams for a driver´s license:

http://www.consumingexperience.com/2006/11/traffic-funny-if-frightening-respect.html

marval
Aug-29-2008, 17:27
Oh dear, not a good driver. I have been France and seen how they drive, very scary some of them.

Roads to the chain saw masacre possibly.


Margaret

marval
Aug-29-2008, 17:44
This has got to be Middle Earth, with this Gandalf sign.


http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Strange/gandalfsign.jpg

intet_at_tabe
Aug-30-2008, 11:14
Trafic sign especially for blondes:

http://cornwall.backtalk.com/albums-static2/cornwall/Cornwall%20Weblog/WebPhotosProFiles/600/IMG_0928.JPG

intet_at_tabe
Aug-30-2008, 11:35
What to consider before you break an entry:

http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=278 (http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=278)

marval
Aug-30-2008, 12:48
Hi Intet, thank you for that, I would have been out of breath long before the end.


Margaret

marval
Aug-30-2008, 12:52
What have this lot been smoking?


http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/gangsta_white_house.jpg

marval
Aug-30-2008, 13:01
Is this the quickest way to the carrot shop?


http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Stupid/fugly31003018.jpg

methodistgirl
Aug-30-2008, 19:56
I like your presidential picture and the rabbit picture.:grin:
judy tooley

marval
Aug-30-2008, 20:26
Thank you Judy, they are a bit of fun.


Margaret

methodistgirl
Aug-30-2008, 23:45
Doubles anyone?
judy tooley

intet_at_tabe
Aug-31-2008, 07:14
What have this lot been smoking?


http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/gangsta_white_house.jpg

They definately have smoked (from birth) something heavy corrupted bad sh.., I am afraid Ms. Margaret :tiphat::clap:Perhaps gansta´ (c)rap.

http://www.inet.ba/~tbosna/b007%20warriors.jpg (http://www.inet.ba/~admahmut/politics/George_W_Bush/b007.html)

intet_at_tabe
Aug-31-2008, 07:21
Is this the quickest way to the carrot shop?


http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Stupid/fugly31003018.jpg

Awesome picture Ms. Margaret :tiphat::clap::lol::lol::lol::lol:, Sort of a custom built SUV-wheel chair with a booster for rabbits. I digg it.

How does a cell phone actually look like?:

http://www.equality.ws/images.php?i=10836_CellPhone.jpg

No?, Okay perhaps better the old phone booths for midgets?

http://www.funnychill.com/files/funny-pictures/small-phone-booth.jpg

No!, let´s have the good old shark phone booth, reminding you not to talk too long:

http://englishrussia.com/images/shark_pay_phones/6.jpg

Phone booths were really created for phone sex:

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/41000/Always-Practice-Safe-Phone-Sex--41046.jpg (http://www.freakingnews.com/Always-Practice-Safe-Phone-Sex-Pictures-48270.asp)

Even Plato had his own phone booth:

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/41000/Plato-making-a-quick-call--41194.jpg (http://www.freakingnews.com/Plato-making-a-quick-call-Pictures-48408.asp)

Phone booth at sea:

http://bp2.blogger.com/_Lj5KP8OgZVk/R1SvJNSkmeI/AAAAAAAAASY/w3Kxkzm-rWI/s400/boat+phonebooth.jpg

Phone booths specially designed for thieves:

http://www.freakingnews.com/images/app_images/phone-booth-1.jpg (http://www.freakingnews.com/images/app_images/phone-booth.jpg)

marval
Aug-31-2008, 13:38
Some funny phone booths there Intet, and some are the missing phone booths.

marval
Aug-31-2008, 13:40
Oops here's a warning.


http://funnyhub.com/content_images/3461_1731_cop-warning-sign.jpg

marval
Aug-31-2008, 13:45
Not the best place to park.


http://funnyhub.com/content_images/6025_3013_where-not-to-park.jpg

intet_at_tabe
Sep-02-2008, 09:41
To think this guy actually made it to the Olympics:


http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/248runningman.jpg


Please sir, we do have toilets!


http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr63/irdfirecop/Track%20and%20Field/Track_atl180.jpg


James! Not here:


http://sportzfun.com/photos/albums/baseball/base_buddies.highlight.jpg (http://sportzfun.com/photos/baseball)


From the World Championship of Mountain climbing while ironing:


http://static.flickr.com/72/193624744_a3b10ed249.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/39453023@N00/193624744/)


Red Necks at the swim stadium:


http://www.killsometime.com/pictures/images/RedNeck6.jpg (http://www.killsometime.com/pictures/picture.asp?Random=1)


Billiards anyone?

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/70027/eric_yows_trick_shot_madness/ (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/70027/eric_yows_trick_shot_madness/)

marval
Sep-02-2008, 13:30
Hi Intet

Some funny pictures there.


Margaret

marval
Sep-02-2008, 13:51
Exit 8 I take it.


http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/new_exit_8.jpg

Mat
Sep-02-2008, 13:53
This cat obviously had a rough night

http://funnyhub.com/content_images/3249_1625_cat-had-a-rough-night.jpg

marval
Sep-02-2008, 13:58
Does the grass grow under you feet, or over your car?


http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/moss_car.jpg

intet_at_tabe
Sep-02-2008, 13:59
This cat obviously had a rough night

http://funnyhub.com/content_images/3249_1625_cat-had-a-rough-night.jpg

Mat :tiphat::clap:

The expression: "When the cat is out", suddenly evolved in to an entirely new meaning. Reminds me of a 38 year old American cartoon movie called Fritz The Cat.

intet_at_tabe
Sep-02-2008, 14:00
Does the grass grow under you feet, or over your car?


http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/moss_car.jpg

Ms. Marval :tiphat:

It reminds me of the car from the first Cheech and Chong movie about traveling in a car made from marijuana.

Mat
Sep-02-2008, 14:06
That car went green.

Thanks Intet


http://funnyhub.com/content_images/6015_3008_whats-your-excuse.jpg

marval
Sep-02-2008, 15:03
Here's a caterpillar car.

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/WTF/caterpillar-car.jpg

Mat
Sep-02-2008, 15:10
I just can't take it anymore

http://www.evilhumor.com/media/files7/pictures/i_just_cant_take_it_anymore.jpg

marval
Sep-02-2008, 16:45
Oh no not a suicidal bird.

Do you think these two are friends.


http://www.fugly.com/pictures/11190/Reluctant_Friend.html

Mat
Sep-02-2008, 17:18
http://funnyhub.com/content_images/3465_1733_corporate-condoms.jpg

marval
Sep-02-2008, 17:38
Ooh, good one Mat.


Margaret

greatcyber
Sep-02-2008, 17:46
Here's one that belongs with the bunch, Margaret.

http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/The_Boss_And_The_Muscle.jpg

marval
Sep-02-2008, 17:51
Hi Stephen, yes they are so cute aren't they.


Are these two scary enough?


http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/coupleforhire.jpg

Mat
Sep-02-2008, 17:54
Thanks Margaret

http://funnyhub.com/content_images/3069_1535_bmw-face-advertisement.jpg

marval
Sep-02-2008, 17:55
I like it Mat.

Is this a thin tree or a long dog?


http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/longdog.jpg

Mat
Sep-02-2008, 17:58
This is a *limodog*. LOL



"Hello, I'd like to report a flood"
http://funnyhub.com/content_images/4439_2220_important-phone-call.jpg

greatcyber
Sep-02-2008, 18:45
@ Mat, ROFLMAO. And Margaret (Dame) you do come up with some "mind candy" for us. Thanks for sharing.

A "comb-over" doesn't work in any species...

http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Nice_Comb_Over.jpg

Mat
Sep-02-2008, 19:04
Thanks Greatcyber

This fish somehow reminds me of Hitler. Hm, strange... LOL



http://funnyhub.com/content_images/3077_1539_bomb-technician.jpg

marval
Sep-02-2008, 20:55
Yikes, a fish wth a comb-over, I am running already Mr. bomb technician.


Not sure if this is mind candy, but it's a bit daft. No offence to my Aussie friends.


http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/Work_safe.jpg

marval
Sep-02-2008, 20:57
Here's a very wooden car.


http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/wooden_car.jpg

greatcyber
Sep-02-2008, 21:41
Margaret, those steel toed thongs are a hoot!

http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Optimism.jpg

Mat
Sep-02-2008, 22:41
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DcMNq11hnn4/RotNO01BnRI/AAAAAAAAAAM/5sP9NKWwccY/s1600/2.jpg

marval
Sep-02-2008, 23:36
I loved your optimism Stephen. Sorry Mat your picture did a disappearing act.


Half price car anybod?

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Stupid/halfprice.jpg

marval
Sep-02-2008, 23:42
Now Guys behave yourself, leave this bridge alone.


http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/WTF/bridge-warning.jpg

greatcyber
Sep-03-2008, 01:43
Sorry, had a boo boo here. See below please.

greatcyber
Sep-03-2008, 01:48
Thanks, Margaret. Your car reminds me of the front half of one I posted last month, remember?

For Judy: http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/invisible_accordian.htm

And I'm not sure how many of you will "get" this one, but, "Which Twin Has The Tony?" http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/hilarious_looking_cat.jpg

greatcyber
Sep-03-2008, 01:53
Nice Kitty...http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/cat_sitting.jpg

methodistgirl
Sep-03-2008, 02:43
I have a knitting instruction video that is really silly.YouTube - Silly Stitchers Episode #4 The Fusilli Scarf (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plkk_ndE-Ao&NR=1)
This one will take time. It's long.
judy tooley

intet_at_tabe
Sep-03-2008, 06:37
Unlucky female golfer found her car like this after lessons?


http://funnyhub.com/content_images/5535_2768_snow-car.jpg


Attention! Rules for female golfers before initiating the game:


http://content.funnyhumor.com/pictures/golfruleswom.jpg (http://www.funnyhumor.com/pictures/274.php#send)


To ease the game of golf for women:


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/golf_beginners.jpg


Of course males know how to play the international mobile Ryder Golf Cup:


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/golf_carrier.jpg


To all women golfers: Keep of the grass!!


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/keep_grass.jpg


God and St Peter decided on a round of golf in heaven

St Peter is a testament to material values, decked out as he is in the latest golf fashion, with a brand new set of clubs and all the accoutrements.
God, in contrast, is a picture of virtue wearing his old gardening clothes and trailing a tatty old canvas bag with a real mixture of ancient and rusting clubs, some of which even have hickory shafts.

On the first hole St Peter smacks a beauty 275 yards straight down the middle.
God, however, tops his drive that trickles along the ground.

It only travels about 70 yards but just before it's about to stop a rabbit runs out of the gorse, grabs the ball in its mouth and hurtles off down the fairway while St Peter watches in astonishment.

Before the rabbit can reach safety, however, a magnificent eagle swoops down and snares the rabbit in its talons before rising majestically, the rabbit still struggling in its grasp but defiantly holding the golf ball in its mouth.

As the eagle soars over the green a bolt of a lightning from a clear blue sky strikes it, killing the bird instantly. It drops the rabbit, which in turn drops the golf ball, which strikes a sprinkler head at the side of the green and takes one bounce straight into the hole for an ace on a par-5 hole.

St Peter slowly turns and says to God: 'Are you going to show off all day or are we here to play golf?'



Males know how the rules provide for playing the ball, where you find it:


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/golf_iron.jpg


Even Big Foot was on the golf course that day:


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/bigfoot_golf.jpg


....and an unexpected unregistered competitor showed up:


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/bear_golfer.jpg


To add it up, what physically happens to males, when not playing golf anymore:


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/golf_beer.jpg (http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/sports/sports_golf.htm)

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man (see above) who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?' No, I had to stop drinking years ago, 'the homeless man replied.

'Will you use it t o go fishing instead of buying food?' the man asked.' No, I don't waste time fishing, 'the homeless man said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?' the man asked. 'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless man. 'I haven't played golf in 20 years!'

'Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?' the man asked.' What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?' exclaimed the homeless man.

'Well, 'said the man, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.' The homeless man was astounded.' Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

The man replied, 'That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and women.'


Who's for a game of golf? And a drink?

http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/drink_drive_golf.jpg (http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/jokes/jokes_drunk.htm)


Of course men know how to "dríve" and drink, while playing golf:


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/golf_drink.jpg (http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/sports/sports_golf.htm)

marval
Sep-03-2008, 11:54
Hi Stephen, I have never heard of that spider, not sure about the twin one.

Intet, some great humour going on there, I loved the rules for female golfers.


Margaret

marval
Sep-03-2008, 12:00
Well if you want to play golf Intet, here are some golf carts.

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/hummer_golf_cart.jpghttp://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/fuglygolfcartoa.jpghttp://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Crazy/fuglywtfgolfcart.jpg

marval
Sep-03-2008, 12:03
And another one.

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Crazy/fuglywtfgolfcart.jpg

marval
Sep-03-2008, 12:11
Oops who built this?


http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Strange/crooked_building.jpg

Mat
Sep-03-2008, 13:09
I loved your optimism Stephen. Sorry Mat your picture did a disappearing act.


Half price car anybod?

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Stupid/halfprice.jpg

Indeed, Margaret. But so did half of this car. LOL

Corno Dolce
Sep-03-2008, 13:25
Aloha Dame Margaret,

Hahaha - I see one and I'll raise you one:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3071/2635862386_07eaf712df.jpg?v=0

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

marval
Sep-03-2008, 16:09
HaHa Mat, very good.

CD that is one very strange building, just like a face.


Is it my eyes, or do these building look funny.

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/building_fell_off.jpghttp://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/building-design.jpg