Neologisms

Contratrombone64

Contratrombone64

Admiral of Fugues
Flabbergasted (adj) appalled over how much weight you've gained

Abdicate (v) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach

Esplanade (v) to attempt an explanation whilst drunk

Baldersash (n) a rapidly receding hairline

Beelzebug (n) Satan in the form of a mosquito that appears in one's bedroom at 3 am and can't be cast out
 
marval

marval

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There are some good ones there CT. Here are some more.


Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Decafalon (n): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
 
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