The little fat man (kim) goes crazy.

teddy

Duckmeister
Thats the same article I read Colin. I still believe his wife had a hand in it.

teddy
 

JHC

Chief assistant to the assistant chief
I thought no one had seen this post that is why I posted elsewhere.
 

teddy

Duckmeister
The Mail on Sunday is a regulat read for us. Not to taxing on the brain, but still informative.

teddy
 

teddy

Duckmeister
I have read that they have just shot 80 people in Korea for watching imported soap operas. Their families are also being imprisoned and or tortured. Personally I have often thought about shooting myself after watching a soap, but this is taking things too far.

teddy
 

JHC

Chief assistant to the assistant chief
What a pity the assassination attempt on little fat kim failed.
 

teddy

Duckmeister
I hear that the little fat man has just had two of his aids shot and also his second in command has disappeared without trace. Nice friendly little country

teddy
 

teddy

Duckmeister
And still it goes on there. His wife is being paraded just to prove he hasn't killoed her as well.

teddy
 

JHC

Chief assistant to the assistant chief
Instead of putting our crims in jail we could send em to Kim the dim.
 

teddy

Duckmeister
Jang, who was Kim's uncle by marriage, had been regarded as the second-most powerful figure in the secretive nation. Denounced as a "traitor for all ages" and "worse than a dog," he was executed for trying to overthrow the state "by all sorts of intrigues and despicable methods."
His crimes on KCNA included: Behaving arrogantly, unwilling to stand up from his seat and "half-heartedly clapping."

So there you have it. I hope none of you are guilty of half hearted clapping!!!!!

teddy
 

JHC

Chief assistant to the assistant chief
Here's hoping they all get the clap
Something strange just happened I typed all capitals and posted but came up normal
 
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teddy

Duckmeister
Little Fat Man has just been elected to parliament with a 100% electoral turnout and 100% of the votes. WOW

teddy
 

Dorsetmike

New member
Proabaly the penalty for not turning out and voting for the little s**t was immediate painful death
 
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teddy

Duckmeister
The glorious leader has issued instructions that all males must have an identical haircut to him. I am not aware at what age this must start. All hairdressers have been instructed to do this. Whether it would apply to visitors to the country is unknown.

teddy
 

JHC

Chief assistant to the assistant chief
All hairdressers have been instructed to do this. Whether it would apply to visitors to the country is unknown.

teddy

Do they have visitors?? anyone stupid enough to go there deserves to get the full treatment.
 
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