What do you want to come back as?

marval

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Someone sent me this, I like it, but it got me thinking. If after you died you could come back, what would you want to come back as?


In my next life I wanna be a female bear.

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could do that.

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate "expects" you to wake up growling. He "expects" that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup! I wanna be a bear.
 

methodistgirl

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I think it would be fun to come back as a ghost so I can haunt
all of the people who gave me trouble in my past life. Scare them
really good!:whistle:
judy tooley
 

Dorsetmike

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Surely the problem there Judy would be that they would have to outlive you for any scaring to be viable
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marval

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That is an interesting thought Judy, I had better be nice to you then. But as Mike says you will have to go first.


Margaret
 

jhnbrbr

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I wouldn't mind being a spider as there must be a lot of job satisfaction in building a nice web. Or maybe a wasp, as the nests they build are also works of art, and you could also have a lot of fun stinging pesky humans.
 

Buttercup89

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I would want to come back as a fairy or a witch or a vampire for that matter. I'm generally quite disappointed that I turned out non-magical in this lifetime, so I'm hoping somebody does something about that the next time around. Seriously.
 

Contratrombone64

Admiral of Fugues
I'd come back as a European Royal ... spend my life wearing silk, eating wonderful food, bossing the servants around, commissioning pipe organs for my private use.
 

wljmrbill

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as a dog and be treated like I treat my 3 dogs....lucky devils.. they have quite the good life for sure.
 

Krummhorn

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. . . In my next life I wanna be a female bear.

:lol:'s @ Margaret ...

I've not laughed that hard in awhile ... that was absolutely one of the most humorous things I've read lately.

I would want to come back as a Dolphin ... being a performer in this life, being a dolphin would be a rather good fit. I love the sea and would rather live on a boat during my life as opposed to being on land.
 

Mat

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Why everybody wants to come back as animals? I'd rather like to be a healthy man with no concerns whatsoever and have enough money to live a decent life.
 

Krummhorn

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Good question, Mat ...

For me personally, the care-free life as a dolphin, free to roam about without having to be "anywhere" at any particular time, no taxes to pay, nobody telling me what I can or cannot do ... that would make for a decent life for me, anyway.
 

wljmrbill

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Well Margaret ( bye the way my mothers name too) might as well bark alittle..at least not at the moon so far,,,, being a Dolphin would be great too. I lived on a houseboat on Sarasota Bay ( Gulf of Mexico side) , Sarasota, Fla for 9 years and yes it was a great experience and Dolphins swam around my boat on a daily basis and talked to the dogs.. interesting for sure.
 

marval

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I liked the female bear one too krummhorn. A friend gave it to me to share.

If dolphins and dogs like each other Bill, you and Krummhorn could meet up again in the next life.


Margaret
 

mariokbee

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Hmmm... and interesting question and it got me thinking..

Maybe an owl. Creature of the night and wisdom.... but the bad thing is that I eat rats
 

greatcyber

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David, you beat me to it. If I HAD to come back (at least on Earth) it would be to the royalty for which I have always felt a connection...even way back to Egypt.

But if there is such as thing as reincarnation AND if you have a choice, I think I'd pick a much more advanced and progressive civilization in another galaxy. A much older race that has unlocked the powers of the mind.

Pretty radical, huh?
 

mariokbee

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David, you beat me to it. If I HAD to come back (at least on Earth) it would be to the royalty for which I have always felt a connection...even way back to Egypt.

But if there is such as thing as reincarnation AND if you have a choice, I think I'd pick a much more advanced and progressive civilization in another galaxy. A much older race that has unlocked the powers of the mind.

Pretty radical, huh?

Maybe you were already but you can't remember? :D
 
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