I can understand you. My first upgrade for making a You Tube video would be the ending,
wanting to edit out the part where I reach for the camera to shut it off.
Please let me tweak your brain a little to dust off traditional musical considerations,
before I hit you with a new guitar idea. Is a piano a left or right-handed instrument?
I suggest you get an inexpensive guitar and reverse the strings to make it left-handed,
but keep playing it right-handed. You'll have the G, B and E strings as easy drones,
for sitar and zither imitations, never mind oriental single-string instruments.
Putting your finger up over the bass strings makes using all six strings all the time easy,
and you don't have to scrunch up your fingers to play on the high strings,
being able to use your fingertips, lower fingertips and sides of your fingers.
That should inspire your own creativity, as it does for mine.