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    Br. Colin,

    See, I proved that I am not in possession of the Philosopher's Stone - I am but a traveler in search of Truth. Now, my wish is that you could look yourself in the mirror and think about how you can make your life and the life of those around you so much better. Of course, I don't say this because I think that you make life miserable for yourself or for those around you but as a humble suggestion that we all as individuals can strive for better personal and professional situations.

    A situation:

    There once was an agnostic who was walking through the woods when suddenly a grizzly bear came charging. The agnostic started to run for to escape the bear but the bear kept gaining on him. The agnostic tripped on a tree root and fell down. The bear pounced on the agnostic. The agnostic shouted: "Help me o Lord - Don't let me perish like this." The birds stopped singing and everything was silent. At once, the bear backed off and sat down. The agnostic heard a peaceful, small voice saying to him: Why should I help you? You deny me day in and day out. Why don't you ever pray to me? I saved you from bankruptcy proceedings but you never thanked me or at least acknowledged me. So why should I help you? The agnostic said: I just find it so hard to accept that you exist. The agnostic then noticed the bear was praying aloud saying: Bless, o Lord this food for which I am about to partake of.

    Br. Colin,

    Let me ask you then what can you say about a woman with a husband and three young girls, the youngest being 13 months, the middle one three, and the eldest five. The woman had a total mastectomy to try stopping the metastasizing cancer cells from spreading and then given a prognosis that she had 3 weeks left to live since the doctors had no other procedures they could employ. I was part of a group of 500 people who prayed so that woman would become well again. That very same evening after we had prayed for her, she was rushed to the Emergency Room with a raging fever. For the next week she was comatose and then in the middle of the night one week later the coma broke, her fever disappeared and she sat up and was helped onto her feet by her husband and the attending physician. A team of physicians from Europe and other American hospitals were at the hospital in Honolulu, curious as to how her cancer had been blotted out. They could not explain it medically. I saw the woman a week later walking with her husband and children, with a bright shiny face. She was so grateful to be alive after having been in a near death experience. I understood then that the power of directed prayer is unfathomable. One could feel the energy in the room before she was sent to the E.R.
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    *If a man wants God to hear his prayer quickly, then before he prays for anything else, even his own soul, when he stands and stretches out his hands towards God, he must pray with all his heart for his enemies. Through this action God will hear everything that he asks* -Abba Zeno-

    *Protagoras: "Truth is subjective. What is true for you, and what is true for me, is true for me. Your opinion is true by virtue of its being your opinion."

    *Socrates: "My opinion is: Truth is absolute, not opinion, and that you are in absolute error. Since this is my opinion, then according to your philosophy you must grant that it is true."

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    First you don’t have to believe in god to do good
    Second I would be astounded that the Bear understood English I would then ask why God let me go bankrupt in the first place. Then I would shoot the Bear.
    Thirdly what would you say if I told you I saw a UFO land and a humanoid figure alighted and communicated with me via telepathy saying he had come to check on the crops.
    Sorry CD but we are different sides of the same coin.
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    Nano technology offers us a lot John perhaps the purpose of life is intelligence?
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    Without technology born of intelligence you would not have posted your message
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    That is a very deep question JW, bullets came first afaik but are you hinting @ you must have bad to get good or out of rottenness goodness will come?? cause the bible says first there was good, now look what is happening.
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Watt View Post
    First there was darkness, and then it was made light.



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    That is pretty close to the BB, I read a science post on the www that said the initial expansion rate was trillions of times faster than the speed of light! I know, it's unbelievable but this happened before the laws of physics had been established, that is mind blowing eh even for a kIWI. deliberate typo.
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    It's all rather confusing and as in any subject "the more you know the more you realise that you don't know" now ain't that the truth.
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    You see if God made man and gave him a brain (not brane) surly it is up to man to use it and not rely on unquestioned faith
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    Look up brane and m theory or string theory etc, John I take no credit for anything not even the atoms and electrons that make up the bacteria.
    But I do have a BRAIN (nothing exceptional) that is why I question most things.
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    Lets liven things up a bit on MIMF...-ani-zip-gif

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    Yeh man you can say that again, I just love croissants with a tangy jam, do you do many Jams John ?
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    Must be all of 50 years since I had a good jam and it was with a fabulous trad band 4 rhythm and 3 front line, those were indeed the good old days, I do miss them.
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    John you should post some videos of your music making warts and all
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    I can't get it grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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    Well she certainly has a couple of assets and its not her singing or playing, has she broken her left index finger?
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