I am trying to have an image of a pregnant bucket.
Heere are two malapropisms I like.
"We heard the sea is infatuated with sharks" This was said by Stan Laurel and one said by Dan Quale. "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
This is the first limerick I remember hearing, it is an Edward Lear one.
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said 'It is just as I feared,
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard.
Have fun with the sky Mike, I do jigsaw puzzles on my computer.
Margaret