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    What does it say on a blues singer's tombstone?
    "I didn't wake up this morning..."


    Margaret

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    How does one repair a Tuba?
    Ans: with a tub'a glue.
    *If a man wants God to hear his prayer quickly, then before he prays for anything else, even his own soul, when he stands and stretches out his hands towards God, he must pray with all his heart for his enemies. Through this action God will hear everything that he asks* -Abba Zeno-

    *Protagoras: "Truth is subjective. What is true for you, and what is true for me, is true for me. Your opinion is true by virtue of its being your opinion."

    *Socrates: "My opinion is: Truth is absolute, not opinion, and that you are in absolute error. Since this is my opinion, then according to your philosophy you must grant that it is true."

    "Improvisational Art": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSxVO3EoCRM

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    Very Good CD.


    Margaret

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    *groans and rolls eyes* @ Sweet Corn

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    How do you catch a unique animal?

    u nique up on it

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    Super-groaner there CT64
    Don't quit your day job, bruddah...
    *If a man wants God to hear his prayer quickly, then before he prays for anything else, even his own soul, when he stands and stretches out his hands towards God, he must pray with all his heart for his enemies. Through this action God will hear everything that he asks* -Abba Zeno-

    *Protagoras: "Truth is subjective. What is true for you, and what is true for me, is true for me. Your opinion is true by virtue of its being your opinion."

    *Socrates: "My opinion is: Truth is absolute, not opinion, and that you are in absolute error. Since this is my opinion, then according to your philosophy you must grant that it is true."

    "Improvisational Art": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSxVO3EoCRM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corno Dolce View Post
    Super-groaner there CT64
    Don't quit your day job, bruddah...

    hahahah
    Why waste money on psychotherapy when you can listen to the B Minor Mass? ~Michael Torke

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    That was so funny!
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    since I can't do any better, and ode to the best of the best!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ4ZNbiO15M
    "The purpose of art is not the momentary ejection of adrenaline but the gradual and lifelong construction of a state of wonder and serenity."- Glenn Gould

    http://www.last.fm/music/Mahlon+Berv?autostart

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    Hi Mahlon

    Thank you for sharing that, It tops any joke. I think Victor Borge was brilliant. he was a good musician, but extremely funny with it.

    Thanks again, I now need a tissue to wipe the tears of laughter from my eyes.


    Margaret

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    This is my fav Victor Borge clip; Liszt's Hungarian Rhapsody No.2.

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8R0ZwYvXpg[/youtube]

    I made a thread about VB at one point.
    ''Music, I feel, should be emotional first and intellectual second.'' - Maurice Ravel
    ''The greatest education in the world is watching the masters at work.'' - Michael Jackson


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    Oh he is soo adorable I've never seen him before
    Why waste money on psychotherapy when you can listen to the B Minor Mass? ~Michael Torke

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    LOL

    Thanks for posting this Rojo
    Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent.
    -- Victor Hugo


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    Hi Rojo

    Thank you for that.

    He was so funny, and a good musician too.

    Loved his trousers.


    Margaret

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    What must a guitarist not do when he/she breaks a string ?
    He must not fret.

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