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    Vice Admiral Virtuoso Dorsetmike's Avatar
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    Fancy dress

    A man goes to a fancy dress party stark naked, painted green with a girl on his back. Someone asks what he's come as and he replies 'I'm a tortoise'. The person then asks who the girl is, to which the man replies... 'That's Michelle'!
    Cheers MIKE.

    How many roads must a man walk down ... ... before he admits he's lost?

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    Administrator Krummhorn's Avatar
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    oohhhh ... that was really snappy ...

    10 points though ... good one ... we laughed at home.

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    A drunk goes into a pet shop. " Can I have another crusty meat pie" he asks
    "We don't sell meat pies" the shopkeeper replies.
    " Oh bugger" replies the drunk " I've just eaten a tortoise"!!!!!!!!!!!

    Pining for the South of France

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