A brief history of the last ten thousand years, and ach, I could wait now, for a thousand years.
When the last ice age covered the earth, most Canadians think of it as miles of ice on top of us.
But the whole world underwent the ice age, the Sahara being like a barren arctic wasteland.
The magnetic poles of the earth changed positions, dramatic times for our planet.
Most land creatures that survived had to hide under the ground, coming up to kill to eat.
Humans survived by living in caves or building underground cities.
Atlantis, naming the Atlantic Ocean, down where the antarctic is now, became frozen.
Those people fled north up along the African coast, building the ancient monuments of Egypt,
and the underground cities they survived in, with room for domestic animals.
Moses, writing about 3,500 years ago, said in those days there were giants.
The Bhagavad Gita of India, over 4,500 years old, describes giants who became cannibals,
eating ordinary humans, until the god Shiva came down to destroy them, protecting mankind.
The shift in the earth's poles may have been caused by thermonuclear explosions,
during a war between gods, as described in the Bhagavad Gita, and supported by crater maps of the earth,
if you can find one. The pattern of nuclear bombs is clear along the east coast of Africa,
as well as the one in the middle of India, as described in the Bhagavad Gita,
which also describe flying craft with flames behind them, with pilots, and as missiles without pilots.
The gold broaches found in the graves of Aztec Royalty, when built as airplanes with propulsion,
fly like jets. The God of Abraham meant it when he said have no other gods before me.
Around the biblical city of Jericho, there are twenty-seven underground cities,
all built for ten to twenty thousand people with spaces for animals, even camels.
The longest straight tunnel between two cities is over four miles long, perfectly straight.
But as far as being human goes, and what our heavenly intermediaries did for mankind,
you should be asking yourself,
why did dogs start coming up to humans, looking us in the eye, helping us outside?
Yeah, man's best friend, dog, god backwards.
When did humans start speaking, instead of making sounds?
When did humans start making love, instead of going into heat?
When did humans become the only species to drink the milk of other mammals?
Eve-vent-chew-all-lee, and instead of lee sometimes ass-turn,
all those ancient cave paintings won't be seen as the worship of animals and hand imprints,
but just as artwork or doodles by bored survivors.
Have a beautiful Sumer, oops, I mean summer.
As far as Google again,
as ass-ass-ins go, they will kill you, you can ass-spire to greater heights, as Babble,
you can ass-sign someone else to pray instead of you, you can ass-end to greater glory,
you can be ass-toot, and know only the truth, as ass-sit-ticks spend their time waiting and picking at it,
you might be Ashkenazi, but you won't travel over as MacKensea, the kith and kin of ken and kennel,
as we are as to His am, becoming ash to His amen, ass-under if we no longer love,
astound me, astonish me oh great spirit, in you is life, and the life is the light of men,
ass-sured as only I can be.
Gautama Buddha would understand. Angor Wat? Jon Wot? Wattch out!
Should we all so be ever wattchful, over the watter, carried by wattage, wattever.
Only Proper English was used during this global ass-sign-nation between us.
With all due respect to the Sami, who really aren't the same.
Time to get intuit with some Inuit.